If you're a chick, that's a lady hand giving you the schlick

According to wikipedia, 'A prime number is a whole number greater than 1 whose only factors are 1 and itself.' By that same token, I would say that masturbation isn't gay, because your dick doesn't count.

Or something.

That made more sense in my head.

lmao

Lmao

_Huh_

might want to reword that analogy a touch

That is actually quite good

Ok so then by that same token, if a dude tries to give himself a blowie, do the same rules apply?

No, if you tried to suck yourself off, you are clearly in love with the dick

@Shadows yes, I get back to you soon. I’ve been so busy this week. Sorry about that.

its cool

See, now that sounds like a double standard. A handy gets an ok but a blowie doesn't? At least if its all gay, it's consistent

The only way masturbation could be thought of as gay, is if you are thinking of a guy when doing it.... heh

Like if you give yourself a stranger? Lol

Masturbation is a substitute for sex, and sex would rather be done with the opposite gender.
Its not like you are thinking of yourself when masturbating (well, some might lol).

The Stranger!

So the same could be said for a BJ

Y’all know what that is? Lol.

< Loves Scrubs

No. When you sit on your non dominant hand until you can’t feel it. Then you masturbate. It’s the gayest possible way to masturbate.

rofl the gayest possible way. That's too much

@SteelandSouls some states don’t require a license to ride low speed vehicles, like bikes.

@Salacious Swanky Cat Ah! Fun facts

@SteelandSouls that also includes mopeds. I have to check for my state though.

@Salacious Swanky Cat oh, apparently CNN did it too

Don Lemon said Kanye “needs a hug, a strong father figure”

Surprisingly (or not) I couldn’t find a clip of that; only place I found a clip was through Fox News lol

@Deleted User geez. That doesn’t shock me at all. They are desperate to slander him. Kanye was all great and wonderful when he was calling George bush a racist black hating a-hole, but now he’s a pariah because he’s taken the red pill.

@Salacious Swanky Cat hey bud. I could use some help with a phone.

I'm still trying to learn why people think the NPC meme anything useful and not just lazy. Like i can say many good things about NPCs among other things.

@Shadows I think the idea is that NPCs are ‘programmed’ and they don’t think for themselves.

predictable outcomes and speech that doesn't change no matter how many times you talk to said person

While those are of note, that still does not encapsulate everything about npc's. In games they can be made poorly but also extremely well. Doing many useful and helpful things. I guess it would make more sense to say a poor/failed or broken npc.
(but i understand that's not how meme's work).

Well even a good NPC is still preprogrammed. They can't go off script

There can be meme NPCs that agree with you as well as those that disagree. They may have the right idea about a lot of things, it's just that the PC thinks while the NPC sticks to what they've been told to do

Well for me, that falls apart really fast, as even tho humans can be sheep (only doing what they have been told).
They still understand things, and reason out what it is they are agreeing to all the while (even if it is a faulty view).

I mean, if i can understand Why a person believes what they believe, i have a better chance of adjusting their views or even changing it. Does this analogy make me a hacker then? Breaking programming code heh.

It's just a joke m8

Like you're overthinking this. The joke is that there's a subset of people who just revert back to the same 5 lines when challenged and they don't think critically