Message from @wolfman1911

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2018-10-14 00:40:57 UTC  

The trap is gay because he’s out there pretending to be female to be fucked by men

2018-10-14 00:41:02 UTC  

If it's the latter, then it depends on how far along they go. Traps still retain their pivotal pelvis parts so it's not like they won't know its there.

2018-10-14 00:41:19 UTC  

Undoubtedly the trap is gay

2018-10-14 00:41:24 UTC  

If we are going with the Roman model, banging a trap isn't gay, but getting banged by a trap is super gay.

2018-10-14 00:41:35 UTC  

But at the same time, wouldn’t finding out that someone’s a dude then proceeding to have intercourse with them despite that make you gay?

2018-10-14 00:41:43 UTC  

@wolfman1911 makes sense

2018-10-14 00:41:57 UTC  

By that logic, it ain't gay if you bang a dude in a wig

2018-10-14 00:42:00 UTC  

By my standards, rubbing your dick against something else with a dick is pretty gay, even if the dicks aren't in contact.

2018-10-14 00:42:10 UTC  

^ common sense

2018-10-14 00:42:15 UTC  

Or rather should be

2018-10-14 00:42:17 UTC  

All gay couples who are the top in their relationship is actually straight

2018-10-14 00:43:15 UTC  

Well the thing about the Romans is that you know how everyone always talks about how they were accepting of homosexuality and all? That's not true at all. They didn't care what you were putting your dick into, so long as you were the one putting a dick into something.

2018-10-14 00:43:15 UTC  

Here's a question for you to play with. Is masturbating gay?

2018-10-14 00:43:47 UTC  

Well, I can answer that question with another question. Is one a prime number?

2018-10-14 00:44:06 UTC  

I'd say yes

2018-10-14 00:44:16 UTC  

I wouldn’t say so, considering it’s a simulation of intercourse with, presumably, a person of the opposite sex

2018-10-14 00:44:39 UTC  

But it's not though. If you're a dude, it's a dude's hand giving you an HJ

2018-10-14 00:44:45 UTC  

Most men would immediately go flaccid if you show a hairy set of breakfast meat in the middle of it

2018-10-14 00:45:13 UTC  

If you're a chick, that's a lady hand giving you the schlick

2018-10-14 00:45:39 UTC  

According to wikipedia, 'A prime number is a whole number greater than 1 whose only factors are 1 and itself.' By that same token, I would say that masturbation isn't gay, because your dick doesn't count.

2018-10-14 00:45:42 UTC  

Or something.

2018-10-14 00:45:49 UTC  

That made more sense in my head.

2018-10-14 00:45:56 UTC  

lmao

2018-10-14 00:46:13 UTC  

Lmao

2018-10-14 00:46:19 UTC  

_Huh_

2018-10-14 00:46:22 UTC  

might want to reword that analogy a touch

2018-10-14 00:46:25 UTC  

That is actually quite good

2018-10-14 00:47:11 UTC  

Ok so then by that same token, if a dude tries to give himself a blowie, do the same rules apply?

2018-10-14 00:54:41 UTC  

No, if you tried to suck yourself off, you are clearly in love with the dick

2018-10-14 00:57:03 UTC  

@Shadows yes, I get back to you soon. I’ve been so busy this week. Sorry about that.

2018-10-14 00:57:23 UTC  

its cool

2018-10-14 00:57:41 UTC  

See, now that sounds like a double standard. A handy gets an ok but a blowie doesn't? At least if its all gay, it's consistent

2018-10-14 00:57:58 UTC  

The only way masturbation could be thought of as gay, is if you are thinking of a guy when doing it.... heh

2018-10-14 01:00:36 UTC  

Like if you give yourself a stranger? Lol

2018-10-14 01:01:34 UTC  

Masturbation is a substitute for sex, and sex would rather be done with the opposite gender.
Its not like you are thinking of yourself when masturbating (well, some might lol).

2018-10-14 01:01:51 UTC  

The Stranger!

2018-10-14 01:01:51 UTC  

So the same could be said for a BJ

2018-10-14 01:02:56 UTC  

Y’all know what that is? Lol.

2018-10-14 01:03:45 UTC  

< Loves Scrubs

2018-10-14 01:07:50 UTC  

No. When you sit on your non dominant hand until you can’t feel it. Then you masturbate. It’s the gayest possible way to masturbate.

2018-10-14 01:08:28 UTC  

rofl the gayest possible way. That's too much