Message from @Salacious Swanky Cat

Discord ID: 523960079981084673


2018-12-16 20:25:36 UTC  

I’m a dude. I don’t know what it’s like to have a vag.

2018-12-16 20:25:58 UTC  

Idk my ex girlfriend said she got meningitis because she had a lot of men in her so I'm guessing yeast infections work the same way.

2018-12-16 20:26:04 UTC  

This got strange

2018-12-16 20:26:05 UTC  

It feels good, very good, you can just never be as satisfied as if you were with the opposite sex, its why lesbisns get lesbian bed death (and maybe why they are more violent, but i won't make that case) , but people are perfectly find accepting that for whatever reason makes them happy.

2018-12-16 20:26:46 UTC  

Or you know, they have lower sex drives

2018-12-16 20:26:52 UTC  

hasn't there been like scientific shit done studying Lesbian Bed Death?

2018-12-16 20:26:57 UTC  

@A Cup Of Covfefe what. That’s oddly specific

2018-12-16 20:27:22 UTC  

@Salacious Swanky Cat yeah she made me call her vag "cumspooper" when we made love idk why

2018-12-16 20:27:29 UTC  

oh well

2018-12-16 20:27:53 UTC  

@A Cup Of Covfefe that’s kinda gross.

2018-12-16 20:28:00 UTC  

Foreplay? Anyone?

2018-12-16 20:28:21 UTC  

*I slowly unzip you from your human shell and reveal your true alien self underneath*

2018-12-16 20:28:22 UTC  

@Saint Boston is an awesome band.

2018-12-16 20:28:26 UTC  

wait that's role play nevermind

2018-12-16 20:29:07 UTC  

Hahaha funny but do people really not eat chicks out

2018-12-16 20:29:17 UTC  

I do. I'm just being a dick

2018-12-16 20:29:23 UTC  

@Saint Shadows doesn't got time for foreplay

2018-12-16 20:29:35 UTC  

He's got tons of chicks to please

2018-12-16 20:29:39 UTC  

@Saint I don’t know. It seems like it would be gross to do.

2018-12-16 20:29:59 UTC  

@Salacious Swanky Cat I mean it can be if you've got bad pussy

2018-12-16 20:30:17 UTC  

@A Cup Of Covfefe ie blue waffles

2018-12-16 20:30:27 UTC  

ughhhh

2018-12-16 20:30:31 UTC  

didn't need to think of that

2018-12-16 20:30:52 UTC  

@Salacious Swanky Cat I can't believe it took so long to get Stevie Nicks into the hall of fame! (and the other people) not that that crap hall of fame matters lol

2018-12-16 20:31:11 UTC  

Lol. Yes.

2018-12-16 20:32:20 UTC  

@Shadows you are a master at changing subjects well done sir

2018-12-16 20:32:50 UTC  

Damn, there goes my entertainment

2018-12-16 20:33:09 UTC  

We were discussing alternative definitions to lesbian bed death

2018-12-16 20:33:09 UTC  

@A Cup Of Covfefe in high school, one of my friends followed a gynecologist for career day. He said that the only woman he saw were ugly and that one massive black woman lifted her fat stomach to reveal a nasty blue waffle that stunk the room up.

2018-12-16 20:33:46 UTC  

Thanks for that.....

2018-12-16 20:34:05 UTC  

Yeah. He didn’t want to do that anymore

2018-12-16 20:34:21 UTC  

I was going to ask what a blue waffle was but knowing you people, it's gross af

2018-12-16 20:34:30 UTC  

I don't need any blue Dindu Muffins in my mind

2018-12-16 20:34:48 UTC  

@Deleted User you would be correct

2018-12-16 20:34:54 UTC  

Oh believe me, none of us invented that name

2018-12-16 20:34:59 UTC  

@Saint I didn't change it, Swanky brought up Boston lol

2018-12-16 20:35:11 UTC  

@Deleted User its an infected vag that has a blueish appearance to it.

2018-12-16 20:35:24 UTC  

Yeah I'm going ti go puke now

2018-12-16 20:35:30 UTC  

Oh my

2018-12-16 20:35:32 UTC  

Lol

2018-12-16 20:36:16 UTC  

@Shadows you took an out when you saw it