@A Cup Of Covfefe maybe that’s why lesbians are so miserable

Good plastic is fantastic

@A Cup Of Covfefe don't leave tongues ot over this

idk man tongues are weird

they're very alien like if you think about it

Wait do you not........?

I wouldn't want that going in my vag if I was a woman

Alien haha

@Saint how do you think yeast infections spread?

*several people are typing*

I've upset someone lol

Reeeeeee

@RoadtoDawn join us in the ballpit, we are mocking shadows hot take on lesbians

wait, don't women get yeast infections but shoving a loaf of bread in their twat?

@A Cup Of Covfefe that’s one way I guess. Lol. I thought migrating farts did it too.

"migrating farts"

Lol

these nomadic farts

I’m a dude. I don’t know what it’s like to have a vag.

Idk my ex girlfriend said she got meningitis because she had a lot of men in her so I'm guessing yeast infections work the same way.

This got strange

It feels good, very good, you can just never be as satisfied as if you were with the opposite sex, its why lesbisns get lesbian bed death (and maybe why they are more violent, but i won't make that case) , but people are perfectly find accepting that for whatever reason makes them happy.

Or you know, they have lower sex drives

hasn't there been like scientific shit done studying Lesbian Bed Death?

@A Cup Of Covfefe what. That’s oddly specific

@Salacious Swanky Cat yeah she made me call her vag "cumspooper" when we made love idk why

oh well

@A Cup Of Covfefe that’s kinda gross.

Foreplay? Anyone?

*I slowly unzip you from your human shell and reveal your true alien self underneath*

@Saint Boston is an awesome band.

wait that's role play nevermind

Hahaha funny but do people really not eat chicks out

I do. I'm just being a dick

@Saint Shadows doesn't got time for foreplay

He's got tons of chicks to please

@Saint I don’t know. It seems like it would be gross to do.

@Salacious Swanky Cat I mean it can be if you've got bad pussy

@A Cup Of Covfefe ie blue waffles

ughhhh

didn't need to think of that