Message from @SteelandSouls

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2019-03-13 01:51:08 UTC  

Just hold it. No reason not to.

2019-03-13 01:51:15 UTC  

The most amazing part is realizing that out of all our your relationships, even with your spouse, that with your young child, they literally love you unconditional and you are the other parent are literally the people they love more than anyone

2019-03-13 01:51:21 UTC  

The reason not is I don't want to hold a baby

2019-03-13 01:51:22 UTC  

There are literally a dozen reasons not to hold a baby

2019-03-13 01:51:31 UTC  

It's a divine experience

2019-03-13 01:51:34 UTC  

1) You weren't given permission to hold that baby. The police are coming.

2019-03-13 01:51:40 UTC  

^

2019-03-13 01:51:45 UTC  

That’s a good one.

2019-03-13 01:51:45 UTC  

It depends on the baby i guess

2019-03-13 01:51:57 UTC  

@SpanishAbbey that can lead to some bad tendencies in parents

2019-03-13 01:52:02 UTC  

2) It's making a mess. Actively making a mess. Where is the mother, this diaper is not going to be my responsibility.

2019-03-13 01:52:19 UTC  

^ that’s when you squeeze

2019-03-13 01:52:22 UTC  

3) You are driving

2019-03-13 01:52:23 UTC  

The diaper

2019-03-13 01:52:24 UTC  

Holding a pooping/ puking baby would probably not be divine but if it's ok and mellow it would be nice

2019-03-13 01:52:39 UTC  

I'd rather hold a cat

2019-03-13 01:52:57 UTC  

That's 3 just off the top of my head on why you should not hold a baby

2019-03-13 01:53:15 UTC  

@Nic Harvard I know. It's sad. But for me, that divine experience also shows the importance of good parenting

2019-03-13 01:53:33 UTC  

Yurp Spanish

2019-03-13 01:53:54 UTC  

I hold as many infants as possible

2019-03-13 01:53:58 UTC  

I look forward to playing games with my future kids.

2019-03-13 01:53:59 UTC  

I love them all

2019-03-13 01:54:05 UTC  

Watching them finally run free is scary but even more rewarding

2019-03-13 01:54:05 UTC  

that sounds pathological

2019-03-13 01:54:26 UTC  

I hope you both like the same games

2019-03-13 01:55:04 UTC  

Kids are down for anything. The big thing is they are sharing it with you

2019-03-13 01:55:13 UTC  

Ok 👍

2019-03-13 01:55:14 UTC  

Here’s a thing all:
It’s not about the kids, oddly. It’s about getting them to the point where *their* kids are as good or better

2019-03-13 01:55:29 UTC  

True

2019-03-13 01:56:29 UTC  

@SteelandSouls like JP says, if you want a kid to like you, just pay him some attention and then you're best friends

2019-03-13 01:56:40 UTC  

So as much as I love them... I’ll only die happy after I’ve managed to teach my grandkids to play chess (etc, whatever their thing is)

2019-03-13 01:56:50 UTC  

Aww

2019-03-13 01:57:13 UTC  

I can only play checkers, still no idea how to play chess x_x

2019-03-13 01:57:16 UTC  

....wow, don't set your goals too high...

2019-03-13 01:57:16 UTC  

I've pretty much always wanted to get married and have kids. It was just sort of a baseline assumed endpoint

2019-03-13 01:57:29 UTC  

Which is apparently weird now

2019-03-13 01:57:45 UTC  

@Paradox that's a pretty good goal

2019-03-13 01:57:48 UTC  

How so?

2019-03-13 01:57:49 UTC  

I question marriage these days. Laws aren't exactly accommodating

2019-03-13 01:57:51 UTC  

All kids suck and need to die.

2019-03-13 01:57:54 UTC  

Sounds good to me