The diaper

Holding a pooping/ puking baby would probably not be divine but if it's ok and mellow it would be nice

I'd rather hold a cat

That's 3 just off the top of my head on why you should not hold a baby

@Nic Harvard I know. It's sad. But for me, that divine experience also shows the importance of good parenting

Yurp Spanish

I hold as many infants as possible

I look forward to playing games with my future kids.

I love them all

Watching them finally run free is scary but even more rewarding

that sounds pathological

I hope you both like the same games

Kids are down for anything. The big thing is they are sharing it with you

Ok 👍

Here’s a thing all:
It’s not about the kids, oddly. It’s about getting them to the point where *their* kids are as good or better

True

@SteelandSouls like JP says, if you want a kid to like you, just pay him some attention and then you're best friends

So as much as I love them... I’ll only die happy after I’ve managed to teach my grandkids to play chess (etc, whatever their thing is)

Aww

I can only play checkers, still no idea how to play chess x_x

....wow, don't set your goals too high...

I've pretty much always wanted to get married and have kids. It was just sort of a baseline assumed endpoint

Which is apparently weird now

@Paradox that's a pretty good goal

How so?

I question marriage these days. Laws aren't exactly accommodating

All kids suck and need to die.

Sounds good to me

if you say so...

I'm over here, just mgtowin' in up...

My sister and her husband are probably going to have kids within the next five years and I'm already dreading being blasted by my family for not giving a shit about them

@Shadows fuck off

lol

because unless my mindset completely changes, that's going to happen

@Paradox I could have equally have said “take their first scalp” ... if that’s their thing

Then find someone who will stay with ya and lives ya

seems like a lot of effort for not a lot in return.

It's not about return

The less kids the better.

then what's the point?

@dottypurrs it's not hard to learn the basics of Chess or Go. It's hard to get good with those basics though