@Kyle the Blind Musician I know a blind Kyle... who was a musician... IRL

oh my god there's another one

I hate their stupid cheeky fucking faces

Leads to the Dark Side, hate does.

lol

No, Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

And all of those things lead to the dark side.

@Vesdii those are Mormons. Source, I am one

You can tell by the badges. Well maybe you can't because you're not as familiar with them as I am

ah

Mormon chicks are hot.

^

big oof

Also can confirm. Mormon chicks are hot

i knew one mormon chick who looked like ScarJo

I think the no drinking thing contributes to that but you can't ignore that there are just so many reasons to be physically active when living in Utah

I think I heard that Scarlett Johansen herself was once Mormon

if you can get past the theology mormons are really nice people

I'll take it

I like to hope that hospitality is present throughout the midwest. I often hear people saying it's crazy that others stop if you're broken down to help out

and you get multiple hot wives

And I'm like "You mean people don't normally do this?"

Haha not since they passed that pesky law way back when *shakes fist*

@Clive that hasn't been true unless you're talking about the rural offshoots since the 1890s

Man do the offshoot sects piss me off

Every wife is technically not married so they just get a bunch of welfare money for single moms of 8

So these guys have acres in a time where acreage is insanely expensive around here (thanks to California)

you're runing it for me

Hey if you want to fantasize about it just make sure you're FLDS not LDS in your dreams

Then I'm okay with it

Florida Democratic Socialist?

LDS = (The Church of Jesus Christ of) Latter Day Saint aka Mormons
FDLS = Fundamentalist LDS

i know i was messing

There's not a lot of FLDS anymore but they're still there sucking on your tax dollars

Funny enough 7th day adventists were an offshoot of early mormons, and Jehovah's Witnessess were an offshoot of SDAs.

Hard to know what other's know y'know? A common believe is that we all have horns

I believe mormon girls are hot.

And that's good enough for me.

They got that mormon DNA.

It's baked into the crust.

@Mongo Jongo is getting to the real good parts of the theology