Message from @Mongo Jongo

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2019-09-19 18:56:48 UTC  

if you can get past the theology mormons are really nice people

2019-09-19 18:57:11 UTC  

I'll take it

2019-09-19 18:58:08 UTC  

I like to hope that hospitality is present throughout the midwest. I often hear people saying it's crazy that others stop if you're broken down to help out

2019-09-19 18:58:15 UTC  

and you get multiple hot wives

2019-09-19 18:58:21 UTC  

And I'm like "You mean people don't normally do this?"

2019-09-19 18:58:39 UTC  

Haha not since they passed that pesky law way back when *shakes fist*

2019-09-19 18:59:33 UTC  

@Clive that hasn't been true unless you're talking about the rural offshoots since the 1890s

2019-09-19 19:00:01 UTC  

Man do the offshoot sects piss me off

2019-09-19 19:00:32 UTC  

Every wife is technically not married so they just get a bunch of welfare money for single moms of 8

2019-09-19 19:01:29 UTC  

So these guys have acres in a time where acreage is insanely expensive around here (thanks to California)

2019-09-19 19:01:32 UTC  

you're runing it for me

2019-09-19 19:01:55 UTC  

Hey if you want to fantasize about it just make sure you're FLDS not LDS in your dreams

2019-09-19 19:01:58 UTC  

Then I'm okay with it

2019-09-19 19:02:45 UTC  

Florida Democratic Socialist?

2019-09-19 19:03:35 UTC  

LDS = (The Church of Jesus Christ of) Latter Day Saint aka Mormons
FDLS = Fundamentalist LDS

2019-09-19 19:03:53 UTC  

i know i was messing

2019-09-19 19:04:05 UTC  

There's not a lot of FLDS anymore but they're still there sucking on your tax dollars

2019-09-19 19:04:13 UTC  

Funny enough 7th day adventists were an offshoot of early mormons, and Jehovah's Witnessess were an offshoot of SDAs.

2019-09-19 19:04:25 UTC  

Hard to know what other's know y'know? A common believe is that we all have horns

2019-09-19 19:04:38 UTC  

I believe mormon girls are hot.

2019-09-19 19:04:42 UTC  

And that's good enough for me.

2019-09-19 19:04:47 UTC  

They got that mormon DNA.

2019-09-19 19:04:52 UTC  

It's baked into the crust.

2019-09-19 19:04:58 UTC  

@Mongo Jongo is getting to the real good parts of the theology

2019-09-19 19:05:03 UTC  

The believe that they're hot

2019-09-19 19:05:15 UTC  

Lol into the crust

2019-09-19 19:06:00 UTC  

I got this mormon girl I was thinking about asking out, but she got some real autism or something.

2019-09-19 19:06:08 UTC  

idk, risky maneuver 12.

2019-09-19 19:06:12 UTC  

Honest question though, are people actually just not nice outside of Utah/Mormonism?

2019-09-19 19:08:55 UTC  

Depends on where you go.

2019-09-19 19:09:03 UTC  

Cities almost anywhere are full of dickheads.

2019-09-19 19:09:25 UTC  

And I live in St George, and there's enough lefties that make this place a lefty hellhole for sure.

2019-09-19 19:14:13 UTC  

They for saint George? Dang

2019-09-19 19:14:21 UTC  

There's a real good breakfast place down there

2019-09-19 19:14:26 UTC  

Good climbing too

2019-09-19 19:24:39 UTC  

@C1PHER I was looking for the wokescold video, but it hasnt been posted yet.

2019-09-19 19:28:28 UTC  

I'd assume it should be there, but Matt can be slow about those sorts of things

2019-09-19 19:50:49 UTC  

I think I'm gonna go to the range for the first time today

2019-09-19 19:51:33 UTC  

I'm a little uncomfortable though because I don't know what I should do if I go lol

2019-09-19 19:52:19 UTC  

maybe I should call the lessons guy first and pay for lessons?

2019-09-19 19:52:37 UTC  

I don't know anybody who would go with me