I held some baby corn snakes

I'm totally gettin one

Baby corn snake?

It's a euphemism for male genitalia I assume.

lol

that ruins what I was about to say

They're wayyy stickier than I imagined

Baby corn snake pop is a bad dude

lmao

i can scare him away by holding a chain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcnSpd9qLOg

just in case anyone didn't see this

There needs to be Joe Biden edit using The Warriors

I'm not gonna do it myself\

can't somebody else do that?

I had a corn snake. It was fun for a while, then I got bored with him and stopped playing with him, so he went feral and bit me.

We must encourage would-be white male shooters to become shemales. Because if Elliott was a girl, it'd have been easier to dodge her.

I don't know why but I kind of enjoyed listening to but had no idea what he was talking about.

Tune into my podcast

We are on episode 6 and tackle all the issues

you have a podcast?

I'm not sure I want to know

I am kidding, but I am starting one soon

My co-hosts will be my internet wife who constantly gets interrupted by her annoying daughter and we laugh about her using a pillow and a homo from the UK who we both try and get to start smoking despite his asthma

With my mom chiming in each episode to tell us who is a tranny

You know Pokemon, I always never have any idea what you are talking about, but I appreciate that you are here to say it.

Reading that I was expecting it to go "but I will fight for others to take your right to say it"

My mom is podcast gold tho.

I asked her, about her believing everyone is a tranny.

I asked, "Mom, why is it that right as you're hitting menopause and the wall, that every attractive woman that isn't you, is somehow a man?"

There's some youtuber named Mr E or something, she watches this guy's videos that detail how everyone's a tranny

I have seen some of the videos and I really can't conclude the guy isn't trolling, but my mom eats it all up

I'll give you a listen, Fetish...perhaps I'll get you on my show

man, i am also so skeptical of all this crap with so many people accusing women with vaguely structurally different faces from the norm as being trannies

those high cheekbones, man

it's transracial

like Michelle Obama for instance, it's not clicking for me, but that Marianne Williamson twat i'm almost certain is

https://twitter.com/Joaquer/status/1177311308800090112?s=20

@J Edgar I can be serious if need be. Still arranging my setup, but any time you want

Twitter account still flaunting new hate symbol, my account still not banned. https://twitter.com/niknar_84 💩

@pokemon_fetish I messaged you