throws ppl off lol

i want to try handling one before i get one tho because im not sure if i'd be too unnerved by the feeling of them because of the autism

for sure. try looking for a local snake breeder then

yeet

gonna wait till that $2 raise kicks in and a couple paychecks roll in till i move forward

right on

theres a reptile store like 20 min walk away, thatd be good to check out and for today's exercise lol

@pussydestroyer whoops. Duh. Lol

I got some snakes in my backyard for free if you don't mind poison

lol

Rip

I held some baby corn snakes

I'm totally gettin one

Baby corn snake?

It's a euphemism for male genitalia I assume.

lol

that ruins what I was about to say

They're wayyy stickier than I imagined

Baby corn snake pop is a bad dude

lmao

i can scare him away by holding a chain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcnSpd9qLOg

just in case anyone didn't see this

There needs to be Joe Biden edit using The Warriors

I'm not gonna do it myself\

can't somebody else do that?

I had a corn snake. It was fun for a while, then I got bored with him and stopped playing with him, so he went feral and bit me.

We must encourage would-be white male shooters to become shemales. Because if Elliott was a girl, it'd have been easier to dodge her.

I don't know why but I kind of enjoyed listening to but had no idea what he was talking about.

Tune into my podcast

We are on episode 6 and tackle all the issues

you have a podcast?

I'm not sure I want to know

I am kidding, but I am starting one soon

My co-hosts will be my internet wife who constantly gets interrupted by her annoying daughter and we laugh about her using a pillow and a homo from the UK who we both try and get to start smoking despite his asthma

With my mom chiming in each episode to tell us who is a tranny

You know Pokemon, I always never have any idea what you are talking about, but I appreciate that you are here to say it.

Reading that I was expecting it to go "but I will fight for others to take your right to say it"

My mom is podcast gold tho.

I asked her, about her believing everyone is a tranny.

I asked, "Mom, why is it that right as you're hitting menopause and the wall, that every attractive woman that isn't you, is somehow a man?"