i wonder if those bearded dragons spines hurt at all

they tend to have less issues than ball pythons as well.

watching their scales turn over each other as they slither is mesmerizing

lol

holding them, you can feel their muscles contract and relax as the move. its pretty neat

wew

theyre rather strong for their size too

throws ppl off lol

i want to try handling one before i get one tho because im not sure if i'd be too unnerved by the feeling of them because of the autism

for sure. try looking for a local snake breeder then

yeet

gonna wait till that $2 raise kicks in and a couple paychecks roll in till i move forward

right on

theres a reptile store like 20 min walk away, thatd be good to check out and for today's exercise lol

@pussydestroyer whoops. Duh. Lol

I got some snakes in my backyard for free if you don't mind poison

lol

Rip

I held some baby corn snakes

I'm totally gettin one

Baby corn snake?

It's a euphemism for male genitalia I assume.

lol

that ruins what I was about to say

They're wayyy stickier than I imagined

Baby corn snake pop is a bad dude

lmao

i can scare him away by holding a chain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcnSpd9qLOg

just in case anyone didn't see this

There needs to be Joe Biden edit using The Warriors

I'm not gonna do it myself\

can't somebody else do that?

I had a corn snake. It was fun for a while, then I got bored with him and stopped playing with him, so he went feral and bit me.

We must encourage would-be white male shooters to become shemales. Because if Elliott was a girl, it'd have been easier to dodge her.

I don't know why but I kind of enjoyed listening to but had no idea what he was talking about.

Tune into my podcast

We are on episode 6 and tackle all the issues

you have a podcast?

I'm not sure I want to know

I am kidding, but I am starting one soon