parents should have given up long ago

Otherwise he might sneak a pity fuck and insert his pathetic genes into the next generation.

nah

sperm bank though

certainly possible

who cares

Im trying so hard not to scream from laughter

amen

You guys... are something else

@Legalize did you ever see the episode where hogan remakes the tapes to get the allied spy off?

where klink is the defense attorney

I never saw GPUSMC. I'll check it out thanks for the rec.

OG Andy Griffith show is legit though.

ahhh you should @uncephalized

Andy Griffith was good up until Barney left the show.

pass

the new twilight zone scarred me enough

"My 600lbs life" is lit

😬

Guilty pleasure

I mean... no

It was more "this tasty goodness is filling this void from when I was bullied/raped/molested by my cousin"

yeah well

it happens

Me too.

it's so fun to ~~throw commies out of helicopters~~ enjoy nature with friends

Nature is often best enjoyed from the window of a helicopter.

indeed

TFW u molest your cousin but she doesn't develop an eating disorder or seem all that bothered in general

😬

Lmao I haven’t been here for like a week and this is what I come back to

@Legalize just ordered Pilot Elite 95, EF

Yeah, the Pilot uhhh Iroshizuku black

I rather like their purplish blue ink, but I'm mostly a black or red writer.

*fountain pens*

gel > fountain

versatility over style, tbqh

Nice knowing you @A. Spader

lol

Pencils are my instrument of choice, but there are others I like also. I'm rather fond of my Pentel Libretto gel in 0.3mm

Legalize was shitting on me super hard last night for my pilot gel pens