We should all join the Pentecostal Church and learn their secret angel language

my read on the RC-EO split was that it was far more about who controlled the mechanics of the church than a theological disagreement

@Homegrownsumo I don't think I know enough about our demographics to even take a guess

We should become Seventh Day Adventists and get deep into conspiracy theories

I know absolutely nothing about adventists

7th Day Adventism is super neat, but appears to be a bit scripturally contradictory from what I can tell

@C1PHER could be something cool to find out

Also I will probably raise my kids secular, so as to avoid being totally arbitrary, and then support their potential decision to join a faith. This is assuming my wife doesn't have any strong opinions one way or the other

Precisely. I've learned a lot more about catholicism since my mother converted to catholicism, so it's been kind of interesting. But uhh. well.. there's other things that have pushed me further away from catholicism, and I dont' think it's a incidental that my mother and I are no longer speaking.

oof

@Gunner Fox sorry to hear that

That's shitty

Imagine still having Obama stickers on your car in 2019

@pussydestroyer not as bad as McCain stickers

Oof

what would you do if your kids covert to Islam @Beemann

Touche, well played Spader.

I legit debated totalling my car to hit the truck with those in front of me

@A. Spader McCain was... Bless. But fucking Obama😂

Steer em away from the crazies

I dunno how old would my hypothetical child be when (s)he converted to islam?

wat

I put a poll in <#266407776178143233> if anyone's interested

just voted

Also voted

Because if they were in advanced adulthood and converted I would try to talk them out of it to a point before I'd just have to wash my hands of the responsibility. If they were young adults, or adolescent and converted to islam I would feel that I had completely failed them as a father.

agreed

I find it really interesting how there’s a growing number of white westerners, particularly women, converting to Islam.

Dat patriarchy

it's because Islam offers the sort of thing Christianity offered in the past

in terms of community and family stability

voted

Included in the stability is expecting to be beaten senseless by your husband eh?

I mean

"it's just part of his culture, it's not a big deal"

Also a lot of women have abuse fantasies

cmm

if I believed in Islam I wouldn't be protestant

50 Shades is popular for a reason

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