Message from @kontroll

Discord ID: 332572036733992960


2017-07-06 17:03:06 UTC  

not a necessity anyway, I'm in no rush

2017-07-06 17:04:04 UTC  

loongson risc server for ultimate meme

2017-07-06 17:17:09 UTC  

I just bought a fleshlight from china (or russia, there was a lot of russian text), will my dick fall off?

2017-07-06 17:19:12 UTC  

Only if you stick it in your Chinese products.

2017-07-06 17:20:07 UTC  

Stick what?

2017-07-06 17:20:43 UTC  

Your dick.

2017-07-06 17:20:56 UTC  

Why, it's the same material as normal fleshlights

2017-07-06 17:21:17 UTC  

And I did search by orders, and I don't think all their dicks fell off

2017-07-06 17:21:19 UTC  

Hey man, it's your penis.

2017-07-06 17:21:19 UTC  

chinese aids

2017-07-06 17:21:25 UTC  

everyone uses chinese flashlights ywrong

2017-07-06 17:21:26 UTC  

Though not for long, obviously.

2017-07-06 17:21:41 UTC  

you're meant to put it up your asshole with the flesh part pointing out

2017-07-06 17:21:53 UTC  

and tell your gf (bf) to fuck it like your bp

2017-07-06 17:21:58 UTC  

Yeah, arn't the ones you buy from local stores just chinese ones?

2017-07-06 17:22:02 UTC  

that way you cant get aids

2017-07-06 17:22:08 UTC  

Actually... if putting Chinese products in your body gives you cancer... shouldn't the Chinese products get cancer if you put your body in them?

2017-07-06 17:22:10 UTC  

tfw no gf(bf)

2017-07-06 17:22:13 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-07-06 17:22:25 UTC  

I think LeEco is done for guys

2017-07-06 17:22:32 UTC  

What's that?

2017-07-06 17:22:52 UTC  

ZS5 arriving tomorrow

2017-07-06 17:22:56 UTC  

failed chink phone company

2017-07-06 17:23:01 UTC  

👍

2017-07-06 17:23:02 UTC  

Kinda hyped, never had iems

2017-07-06 17:23:17 UTC  

LeEco boss is supposedly in massive debt

2017-07-06 17:23:25 UTC  

had his bank accounts frozen

2017-07-06 17:23:25 UTC  

they've had all their bank accounts frozen from debt and now Gearbest and Ali are sending out memos to promote firesales on the phones

2017-07-06 17:23:32 UTC  

just got the emails

2017-07-06 17:23:39 UTC  

rip

2017-07-06 17:23:54 UTC  

http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_632464.html this has dropped price 3 times today

2017-07-06 17:23:55 UTC  

crazy

2017-07-06 17:24:07 UTC  

My next purchase might be a lepin star wnrs set

2017-07-06 17:25:40 UTC  

@Deleted User do you have epilepsy or why you keep throwing it

2017-07-06 17:26:05 UTC  

wat

2017-07-06 17:27:46 UTC  

🤔

2017-07-06 17:28:07 UTC  

big think

2017-07-06 17:29:50 UTC  

@Deleted User everything LeEco has probably dropped in price when it turned out they where doing shady stuff

2017-07-06 17:30:03 UTC  

the malware apps?

2017-07-06 17:30:13 UTC  

they shouldn't have admitted that, all chink phone companies do it

2017-07-06 17:30:24 UTC  

I don't know about shady stuff other than that