Safari Man

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2017-07-06 10:54:43 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Anet A8 Is a very good printer, if you have the patience to fiddle

2017-07-06 17:17:09 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I just bought a fleshlight from china (or russia, there was a lot of russian text), will my dick fall off?

2017-07-06 17:20:07 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Stick what?

2017-07-06 17:20:56 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Why, it's the same material as normal fleshlights

2017-07-06 17:21:17 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

And I did search by orders, and I don't think all their dicks fell off

2017-07-06 17:21:58 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yeah, arn't the ones you buy from local stores just chinese ones?

2017-07-07 14:01:00 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Has what?

2017-07-07 14:01:09 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

It good

2017-07-07 14:01:32 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Buy it, justโ€ฆ keep a fire killer thingy nearby

2017-07-07 14:01:46 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Fire instinguisher

2017-07-07 14:01:52 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I can't spell it

2017-07-07 14:01:59 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Get one of them mods

2017-07-07 14:04:44 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Dude, It's amazing. I don't even need a lighter anymoreโ€ฆ I just use my 3d printer now!

2017-07-07 14:04:50 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Dual use!

2017-07-07 14:05:32 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Well, with an octopi you could make the power connection shut down after it burns

2017-07-07 14:05:40 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@Kilbur Join VC, man

2017-07-07 14:06:27 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>Watches golf

2017-07-07 14:06:34 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

What are you? 50?

2017-07-07 14:06:55 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Sports are for faggots

2017-07-07 14:08:32 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

You should use that money on a PiMAX

2017-07-07 14:08:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Much cooler

2017-07-07 14:09:09 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

yes

2017-07-07 14:23:01 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Apparanty, you guys were wrong! The thing I bought didn't have pthathelets (how the fuck do you write that?)

2017-07-07 14:23:40 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

phthalates*

2017-07-07 14:24:10 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

It's thing that gives you ADHD, Asma and autism

2017-07-07 14:25:20 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

It's a chemical compund to make abs bendable

2017-07-07 14:26:00 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

But it isn'nt!

2017-07-07 14:26:11 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yes

2017-07-07 14:26:14 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yes

2017-07-07 14:28:35 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Buy an OUYA

2017-07-07 14:28:40 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

They're great for kodi

2017-07-07 14:28:52 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

They're cheap as fuck now

2017-07-07 14:29:01 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yeah, so bad everybody sell them cheap as fuck now

2017-07-07 14:29:07 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

oh

2017-07-07 14:29:45 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I like the OUYA 2.0 called nVidia shield

2017-07-07 14:30:17 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

no

2017-07-07 14:32:09 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Remember that idiot on /g/csg/ that bought a shitty HUHD wireless gaming headset?

2017-07-07 14:32:11 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Guess what?

2017-07-07 14:32:13 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

That was me

2017-07-07 14:32:14 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

:(

2017-07-07 14:32:28 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yes

2017-07-07 14:32:35 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I think it will be good though

2017-07-07 14:32:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I hope it's good

2017-07-07 14:32:44 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yeah

2017-07-07 14:32:55 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

But it's wireless

2017-07-07 14:33:02 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

and cost 50% of what they cost here

2017-07-07 14:34:08 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Well, it's noise canceling, wireless, has changable microphone, ear-ingulfing-pads, fits snuggly, and did I mention wireless?

2017-07-07 14:34:47 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Probably

2017-07-07 14:34:50 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Havn't got it yet

2017-07-07 14:35:01 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Should have bought AliExpress Premium shipping

2017-07-07 14:35:16 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Watched a few reviews

2017-07-07 14:36:02 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

The fuck is nkro

2017-07-07 14:36:41 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I think mine has that

2017-07-07 14:37:03 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I remember my old PS/2 keyboard, it started beeping when I pressed more than 5 buttons

2017-07-07 14:37:38 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

It supports at least 10 presses, the one I have. I pressed all my fingers just now

2017-07-07 14:38:57 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Corsair Strafe mx-red RGB

2017-07-07 14:40:11 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Because you live in the middle of nowhere

2017-07-07 14:40:44 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Often they stock up on packages if they see you have multiple before delivering. According to my step-dad that used to work for them

2017-07-07 14:42:28 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Does PS/2 support more than 5 presses?

2017-07-07 14:42:59 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yeah, but the connecter itself only has 6 pins

2017-07-07 14:43:25 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I'm talking out of my arse hereโ€ฆ soo

2017-07-07 14:44:28 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I don't think so

2017-07-07 14:45:15 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I live in a small city, and the DHL guy (we have 1 DHL guy, yes) don't bother to drive up to where I live, and just delivers it to the nearby 7/11

2017-07-07 14:46:18 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yeah, I was at school one time and he couldn't reach me so he just called me later and said he'd just put it in 7/11 the next day. Now he doesn't bother coming up here anymore :(

2017-07-07 14:46:27 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Is he chinking me?

2017-07-07 14:46:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

<:hms:311152554618912768>

2017-07-07 14:47:40 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

It's in a residential area in the middle of a fucking city

2017-07-07 14:47:57 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

7/11 is like a gas station that doesn't sell gas

2017-07-07 14:48:19 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Nah, too expensive for that

2017-07-07 14:48:24 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Just go to narvesen then

2017-07-07 14:48:28 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yeah

2017-07-07 14:48:45 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

but too expencive. exept for their ice coffies

2017-07-07 14:50:26 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Do they have Starbucks in the wasteland @Stickmakerman ?

2017-07-07 14:50:46 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I'm so sorry

2017-07-07 14:50:51 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

My condolences

2017-07-07 14:51:07 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Better than wayne's

2017-07-07 14:51:20 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

But the place that it replaced was better

2017-07-07 14:51:36 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

It was a cool local place called "Laura's coffee" literally, not translated

2017-07-07 14:52:15 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Nah, laura's coffee was better

2017-07-07 14:52:34 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

But like coffee in norway is dirt cheap

2017-07-07 14:52:58 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

You buy this cup you can use to get "freeโ„ข" coffee at gas stations

2017-07-07 14:54:16 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yeah

2017-07-07 14:54:31 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Starbucks is nice though, it's just coffee

2017-07-07 14:54:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

yeah @Kilbur High five

2017-07-07 14:54:57 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Nah

2017-07-07 14:55:01 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

But we are rich here

2017-07-07 14:55:27 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Cost about 5$ย for a coffee on starbucks here

2017-07-07 14:55:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yeah, bags of coffee here are 3$

2017-07-07 14:56:09 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Friele is best

2017-07-07 14:56:16 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Buy a bag that holds for a bout a month

2017-07-07 14:56:25 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

or, my dad drinks a bag a week

2017-07-07 14:57:12 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Are you calling me a normie?

2017-07-07 14:57:19 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

ARE YOU FUCKING CALLING ME A NORMIE

2017-07-07 14:59:15 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Fuck, I don't want to be a normie

2017-07-07 14:59:32 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Let me convince you I'm not a normie

2017-07-07 15:00:07 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Well, I bought a fleshlight form aliexpress (non toxic) and some lube, egg, and cleaner from my local sex shop (online)

2017-07-07 15:00:20 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Am I a normie now?

2017-07-07 15:00:23 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yeah, lol

2017-07-07 15:00:52 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Well, sex toys that are toxic doesn't ruin your dick, they only give you ADHD or Autism

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