Message from @Safari Man

Discord ID: 332571429466013696


2017-07-06 15:59:44 UTC  

I'll see if I can find a car boot sale

2017-07-06 15:59:52 UTC  

okay dad

2017-07-06 16:00:08 UTC  

got a memory like a sieve these days

2017-07-06 16:09:22 UTC  

>every week this guy goes all over the place and blows 200gbp on bullshit

2017-07-06 16:12:10 UTC  

living the life tbh

2017-07-06 16:12:21 UTC  

>didnt buy the postman pat thing

2017-07-06 16:50:51 UTC  

amazing product name

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/332564063080939520/unknown.png

2017-07-06 16:56:46 UTC  

@Comfy#1404 Chink parts necessary? I was actually thinking of doing a FreeNAS build with a HP Gen8 microserver

2017-07-06 16:56:57 UTC  

you see them for £190ish on eBay

2017-07-06 17:00:31 UTC  

>£190
there's a deal going for them

2017-07-06 17:00:34 UTC  

or there was

2017-07-06 17:00:57 UTC  

£70 cashback

2017-07-06 17:01:57 UTC  

not a bad deal at all

2017-07-06 17:02:10 UTC  

now we wait for my matched betting monies to roll in

2017-07-06 17:03:00 UTC  

chink parts aren't necessary, I just thought it would be fun to try building something with chink parts

2017-07-06 17:03:06 UTC  

not a necessity anyway, I'm in no rush

2017-07-06 17:04:04 UTC  

loongson risc server for ultimate meme

2017-07-06 17:17:09 UTC  

I just bought a fleshlight from china (or russia, there was a lot of russian text), will my dick fall off?

2017-07-06 17:19:12 UTC  

Only if you stick it in your Chinese products.

2017-07-06 17:20:07 UTC  

Stick what?

2017-07-06 17:20:43 UTC  

Your dick.

2017-07-06 17:20:56 UTC  

Why, it's the same material as normal fleshlights

2017-07-06 17:21:17 UTC  

And I did search by orders, and I don't think all their dicks fell off

2017-07-06 17:21:19 UTC  

Hey man, it's your penis.

2017-07-06 17:21:19 UTC  

chinese aids

2017-07-06 17:21:25 UTC  

everyone uses chinese flashlights ywrong

2017-07-06 17:21:26 UTC  

Though not for long, obviously.

2017-07-06 17:21:41 UTC  

you're meant to put it up your asshole with the flesh part pointing out

2017-07-06 17:21:53 UTC  

and tell your gf (bf) to fuck it like your bp

2017-07-06 17:21:58 UTC  

Yeah, arn't the ones you buy from local stores just chinese ones?

2017-07-06 17:22:02 UTC  

that way you cant get aids

2017-07-06 17:22:08 UTC  

Actually... if putting Chinese products in your body gives you cancer... shouldn't the Chinese products get cancer if you put your body in them?

2017-07-06 17:22:10 UTC  

tfw no gf(bf)

2017-07-06 17:22:13 UTC  

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2017-07-06 17:22:25 UTC  

I think LeEco is done for guys

2017-07-06 17:22:32 UTC  

What's that?

2017-07-06 17:22:52 UTC  

ZS5 arriving tomorrow

2017-07-06 17:22:56 UTC  

failed chink phone company

2017-07-06 17:23:01 UTC  

👍

2017-07-06 17:23:02 UTC  

Kinda hyped, never had iems