Message from @fuckthapolice

Discord ID: 382630549166096394


2017-11-21 19:49:14 UTC  

who here been in court

2017-11-21 19:50:07 UTC  

i have been courted yes

2017-11-21 19:51:01 UTC  

how u survive

2017-11-21 19:52:53 UTC  

What did you do

2017-11-21 19:53:52 UTC  

@Mglv @HentaiExpert non chinkshit related legal problems go into offtopic

2017-11-21 19:54:08 UTC  

i'm gonna take this to <#189467888657235970>

I let my friend drive my truck on a dirt backroad and he crashed it, so I got a ticket for letting him drive when the cops eventually rolled by

2017-11-21 19:54:19 UTC  

<#189466684938125312> ⬅ ➡ <#189467888657235970>

2017-11-21 19:56:11 UTC  
2017-11-21 20:14:50 UTC  

GameSir G4s Gamepad
Price: $30.99 (~26.38 EUR)
Code: BFRIDAY175
https://www.gearbest.com/game-controllers/pp_401527.html?lkid=12005222

2017-11-21 20:14:56 UTC  

top /csg/ meme coming through

2017-11-21 20:15:19 UTC  

🎩 GameSir

2017-11-21 20:15:33 UTC  

the controller for gentlemen

2017-11-21 20:16:00 UTC  

@Julleus you want a starter kit?

2017-11-21 20:35:38 UTC  

whys it so bloody expensive

2017-11-21 20:35:48 UTC  

i can get a x360 controller for that price

2017-11-21 20:36:06 UTC  

@fuckthapolice it's better than a 360 controller according to reviews

2017-11-21 20:36:11 UTC  

oh

2017-11-21 20:36:42 UTC  

Looks a bit too phallic.

2017-11-21 20:37:01 UTC  

not phallic enough

2017-11-21 20:37:09 UTC  

chink joysticks please

2017-11-21 20:37:11 UTC  

vibrating ones

2017-11-21 20:38:28 UTC  

women will see you as a manchild with a xbox controller

2017-11-21 20:38:36 UTC  

this however will make them fall for you

2017-11-21 20:38:44 UTC  

^

2017-11-21 20:38:53 UTC  

a gamesir for the distinguished gentleman

2017-11-21 20:38:55 UTC  

*swoods behind you*

2017-11-21 20:38:58 UTC  

m'lady

2017-11-21 20:39:04 UTC  

*pulls out gamesir*

2017-11-21 20:39:19 UTC  

just make sure you wear your 90ies suits with colourful ties

2017-11-21 20:39:47 UTC  

i do the reviewbrah routine everytime i try to impress a girl

2017-11-21 20:40:11 UTC  

looks pretty premium to me lads

2017-11-21 20:40:11 UTC  

He's just so pure.

2017-11-21 20:40:40 UTC  

just imagine it from a womens point of view when she sees you waiting for her and playing on a GameSir

2017-11-21 20:40:54 UTC  

im hard already

2017-11-21 20:40:56 UTC  

I can't imagine how turned on she'd be

2017-11-21 20:41:09 UTC  

>they make controllers for phones now?!

2017-11-21 20:41:17 UTC  

>I can't wait to play candy crush with it!

2017-11-21 20:41:23 UTC  

oh my god is that a redmi note 4 you have mounted on your game controller?!

2017-11-21 20:42:16 UTC  

that reminds me i was gonna pirate xcom for android

2017-11-21 20:42:42 UTC  

i'm just gonna get an xbones controller