Message from @Deleted User

Discord ID: 382631302924599306


2017-11-21 20:15:33 UTC  

the controller for gentlemen

2017-11-21 20:16:00 UTC  

@Julleus you want a starter kit?

2017-11-21 20:35:38 UTC  

whys it so bloody expensive

2017-11-21 20:35:48 UTC  

i can get a x360 controller for that price

2017-11-21 20:36:06 UTC  

@fuckthapolice it's better than a 360 controller according to reviews

2017-11-21 20:36:11 UTC  

oh

2017-11-21 20:36:42 UTC  

Looks a bit too phallic.

2017-11-21 20:37:01 UTC  

not phallic enough

2017-11-21 20:37:09 UTC  

chink joysticks please

2017-11-21 20:37:11 UTC  

vibrating ones

2017-11-21 20:38:28 UTC  

women will see you as a manchild with a xbox controller

2017-11-21 20:38:36 UTC  

this however will make them fall for you

2017-11-21 20:38:44 UTC  

^

2017-11-21 20:38:53 UTC  

a gamesir for the distinguished gentleman

2017-11-21 20:38:55 UTC  

*swoods behind you*

2017-11-21 20:38:58 UTC  

m'lady

2017-11-21 20:39:04 UTC  

*pulls out gamesir*

2017-11-21 20:39:19 UTC  

just make sure you wear your 90ies suits with colourful ties

2017-11-21 20:39:47 UTC  

i do the reviewbrah routine everytime i try to impress a girl

2017-11-21 20:40:11 UTC  

looks pretty premium to me lads

2017-11-21 20:40:11 UTC  

He's just so pure.

2017-11-21 20:40:40 UTC  

just imagine it from a womens point of view when she sees you waiting for her and playing on a GameSir

2017-11-21 20:40:54 UTC  

im hard already

2017-11-21 20:40:56 UTC  

I can't imagine how turned on she'd be

2017-11-21 20:41:09 UTC  

>they make controllers for phones now?!

2017-11-21 20:41:17 UTC  

>I can't wait to play candy crush with it!

2017-11-21 20:41:23 UTC  

oh my god is that a redmi note 4 you have mounted on your game controller?!

2017-11-21 20:42:16 UTC  

that reminds me i was gonna pirate xcom for android

2017-11-21 20:42:42 UTC  

i'm just gonna get an xbones controller

2017-11-21 20:43:12 UTC  

what are you some sorta virgin manlet?

2017-11-21 20:43:17 UTC  

you cant even mount a phone on that

2017-11-21 20:43:21 UTC  

^

2017-11-21 20:43:37 UTC  

some plebaians just don't get it

2017-11-21 20:43:57 UTC  

it takes sophistication and class to attach a phone clip to an xbox controller then resell it

2017-11-21 20:44:29 UTC  

I feel like I'm convincing myself to get a GameSir ™ now

2017-11-21 20:44:39 UTC  

i will use chink velcro strap instead

2017-11-21 20:44:46 UTC  

m'lady

2017-11-21 20:44:52 UTC  

look at this poorfag haha

2017-11-21 20:44:56 UTC  

enjoy not pulling any ass

2017-11-21 20:45:26 UTC  

:(