[rees internally]

note to future self: order xmas stuff before 11.11

**11/11 was a mistake**

note to self: the chink gods smile down upon you

this emoji was modeled after Jack Ma himself

I'll buy a clone a willy kit

use it to make a dildo out of my dick

and mail it to Jack Ma with a note saying "use this to go fuck yourself"

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_The official cole fleshlight flashlight_

the faglight <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@Goz3rr what do you think, should I dispute the order if the standard shipping window that they promise when ordering has passed?

they'll reject it

it clearly says estimated

ffs

the guaranteed delivery date is further down

which is usally 60 days

if there would at least be tracking so I could see it moving

but there's nothing for more than a month now

i have that too on a few packages

all of them say awaiting customs clearance

for nearly a month now

4 days later >.>

fucking slant eyes am I right @Lefteris

they expect the package to ship out from the country itself or something i dont know

peppa NO

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It was because of peppa on a tank tho

shoulda linked a chinese anthem

tfw internet is shaped for another hour

tfw packages arrive at your place but you already are at your parent's

>internet shaping

what hellhole do you live in

Hello chinks

Any place I can get a cheap apple watch band?

(That you guys would recommend)

Ebay has shit loads

here's where we suggest buying something xiaomi

like the mi band 2