Message from @Cole
Discord ID: 393911937362165771
@Cole I wanted to surprise my dad by refurbishing his watch for xmas with a new strap but it still hasnt arrived 😦
I mean I have a normal gift too but that wouldve been nice
[rees internally]
note to future self: order xmas stuff before 11.11
**11/11 was a mistake**
note to self: the chink gods smile down upon you
this emoji was modeled after Jack Ma himself
I'll buy a clone a willy kit
use it to make a dildo out of my dick
and mail it to Jack Ma with a note saying "use this to go fuck yourself"
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_The official cole fleshlight flashlight_
the faglight <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
@Goz3rr what do you think, should I dispute the order if the standard shipping window that they promise when ordering has passed?
they'll reject it
it clearly says estimated
ffs
the guaranteed delivery date is further down
which is usally 60 days
if there would at least be tracking so I could see it moving
i have that too on a few packages
all of them say awaiting customs clearance
for nearly a month now
4 days later >.>
they expect the package to ship out from the country itself or something i dont know
peppa NO
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💢
It was because of peppa on a tank tho
shoulda linked a chinese anthem
tfw internet is shaped for another hour
tfw packages arrive at your place but you already are at your parent's
>internet shaping
what hellhole do you live in
Hello chinks
Any place I can get a cheap apple watch band?
(That you guys would recommend)
Ebay has shit loads