@Cole relax dude

it'll be febuary

you come home

and you then think "fuck that fucking case has arrived finally"

relax Dear

>shit i ordered 9/12 arriving today, shit from 11/11 still not here

by now it feels like AliExpress standard shipping is just as worse as eBay free shipping

can I win the dispute by claiming the speaker was meant to be a Christmas gift ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Goz3rr yeah the watch straps I ordered on 01/12 arrived this week while 11.11 stuff is still missing

36 dollars

@Cole I wanted to surprise my dad by refurbishing his watch for xmas with a new strap but it still hasnt arrived 😦

I mean I have a normal gift too but that wouldve been nice

[rees internally]

note to future self: order xmas stuff before 11.11

**11/11 was a mistake**

note to self: the chink gods smile down upon you

this emoji was modeled after Jack Ma himself

I'll buy a clone a willy kit

use it to make a dildo out of my dick

and mail it to Jack Ma with a note saying "use this to go fuck yourself"

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_The official cole fleshlight flashlight_

the faglight <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@Goz3rr what do you think, should I dispute the order if the standard shipping window that they promise when ordering has passed?

they'll reject it

it clearly says estimated

ffs

the guaranteed delivery date is further down

which is usally 60 days

if there would at least be tracking so I could see it moving

but there's nothing for more than a month now

i have that too on a few packages

all of them say awaiting customs clearance

for nearly a month now

4 days later >.>

fucking slant eyes am I right @Lefteris

they expect the package to ship out from the country itself or something i dont know

peppa NO

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