Might've been a desk

Why would you buy a mattress on eBay?

I was like 15 I needed a new mattress

And it was factory wholesale

"factory wholesale:'

Matthew if you keep being a cheeki breeki

I'm gonna fuck your hole

Do it

Mattresses remind me. How would you @Matthew pronounce Ikea? And you better not say aikia because I swear

i'kea

it sounds like retarded ios app

Eye-Key-Ah

Fuck you

eeh-kooo-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*nigger orgasming sounds*

I thought it was just dutch being retarded when they speak in English but I guess Anglos are just retarded like that so dutch monkey them when using their language

Is that not correct?

No you retard

Do tell

Its clearly an English way of reading that aka wrong

So, tell me the correct way

English is retarded so I don't know how to spell it so you'd understand :^)

The correct way is to nuke europe

This fuckin guy. "Haha you're dumb but I literally don't know either"

I know but I don't know how write it in English :^)

le face with the carrot nose

you got him ;^)

You mean carat?

;^)

yes

I want to try purple carrots

i tired growing regular carrots in my garden, they did ~ok

I'm growing lemons, just read yesterday it takes around 7 years for them to bear first fruit

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That's what I get for growing from seed

I guess you're pretty sour about it eh

Even John lemon doesn't help to reduce my sourness

Buy lemon trees off exchange sites

You can get lemon trees with lemons on them for like

$100