Wait

boggles my mind

People actually store money on their paypal?

I thought everyone just used it to pay for shit

Like so you don't have to enter your card all the time

That sounds stupid af

It is but he's right, it should be handled properly when it's offered as a service.

I remember once I had a paypal account that had a dollar in it and I bought a new mattress on ebay and instead of rejecting me it overdrew my account and I just didn't pay it since I never used my real name

Got a free mattress

>mattress on ebay

🤢

I think it was a mattress

It was a long time ago

Might've been a desk

Why would you buy a mattress on eBay?

I was like 15 I needed a new mattress

And it was factory wholesale

"factory wholesale:'

Matthew if you keep being a cheeki breeki

I'm gonna fuck your hole

Do it

Mattresses remind me. How would you @Matthew pronounce Ikea? And you better not say aikia because I swear

i'kea

it sounds like retarded ios app

Eye-Key-Ah

Fuck you

eeh-kooo-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*nigger orgasming sounds*

I thought it was just dutch being retarded when they speak in English but I guess Anglos are just retarded like that so dutch monkey them when using their language

Is that not correct?

No you retard

Do tell

Its clearly an English way of reading that aka wrong

So, tell me the correct way

English is retarded so I don't know how to spell it so you'd understand :^)

The correct way is to nuke europe

This fuckin guy. "Haha you're dumb but I literally don't know either"

I know but I don't know how write it in English :^)

le face with the carrot nose

you got him ;^)

You mean carat?