Message from @Millwood

Discord ID: 448708907574231041


2018-05-23 04:15:25 UTC  

That sounds stupid af

2018-05-23 04:17:00 UTC  

It is but he's right, it should be handled properly when it's offered as a service.

2018-05-23 04:18:34 UTC  

I remember once I had a paypal account that had a dollar in it and I bought a new mattress on ebay and instead of rejecting me it overdrew my account and I just didn't pay it since I never used my real name

2018-05-23 04:18:38 UTC  

Got a free mattress

2018-05-23 04:19:35 UTC  

>mattress on ebay

2018-05-23 04:19:40 UTC  

🤢

2018-05-23 04:19:48 UTC  

I think it was a mattress

2018-05-23 04:19:53 UTC  

It was a long time ago

2018-05-23 04:19:58 UTC  

Might've been a desk

2018-05-23 04:22:11 UTC  

Why would you buy a mattress on eBay?

2018-05-23 04:23:00 UTC  

I was like 15 I needed a new mattress

2018-05-23 04:23:10 UTC  

And it was factory wholesale

2018-05-23 04:25:45 UTC  

"factory wholesale:'

2018-05-23 04:28:15 UTC  

Matthew if you keep being a cheeki breeki

2018-05-23 04:28:18 UTC  

I'm gonna fuck your hole

2018-05-23 04:39:14 UTC  

Do it

2018-05-23 04:44:02 UTC  

Mattresses remind me. How would you @Matthew pronounce Ikea? And you better not say aikia because I swear

2018-05-23 04:45:05 UTC  

i'kea

2018-05-23 04:45:54 UTC  

it sounds like retarded ios app

2018-05-23 04:48:32 UTC  

Eye-Key-Ah

2018-05-23 04:49:00 UTC  

Fuck you

2018-05-23 04:49:04 UTC  

eeh-kooo-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2018-05-23 04:49:12 UTC  

*nigger orgasming sounds*

2018-05-23 04:49:56 UTC  

I thought it was just dutch being retarded when they speak in English but I guess Anglos are just retarded like that so dutch monkey them when using their language

2018-05-23 04:50:10 UTC  

Is that not correct?

2018-05-23 04:50:15 UTC  

No you retard

2018-05-23 04:50:24 UTC  

Do tell

2018-05-23 04:50:40 UTC  

Its clearly an English way of reading that aka wrong

2018-05-23 04:51:12 UTC  

So, tell me the correct way

2018-05-23 04:51:36 UTC  

English is retarded so I don't know how to spell it so you'd understand :^)

2018-05-23 04:51:58 UTC  

The correct way is to nuke europe

2018-05-23 04:52:07 UTC  

This fuckin guy. "Haha you're dumb but I literally don't know either"

2018-05-23 04:52:59 UTC  

I know but I don't know how write it in English :^)

2018-05-23 05:07:28 UTC  

le face with the carrot nose

2018-05-23 05:07:59 UTC  

you got him ;^)

2018-05-23 05:08:01 UTC  

You mean carat?

2018-05-23 05:08:15 UTC  

;^)

2018-05-23 05:08:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/448713848577458208/carot_with_leaves_opt-500x554.jpg

2018-05-23 05:08:45 UTC  

yes

2018-05-23 05:09:02 UTC  

I want to try purple carrots

2018-05-23 05:10:46 UTC  

i tired growing regular carrots in my garden, they did ~ok