Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 456062218354819073


2018-06-12 05:09:20 UTC  

I'll report back on if they're legit or not, but it's from the LiitoKala store

2018-06-12 07:10:36 UTC  

my chinky compression shorts have left china

2018-06-12 09:28:08 UTC  

Phone secured in house. Thanks mum. :/

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/456026910879645716/IMG_20180612_212723.jpg

2018-06-12 09:37:17 UTC  

MVP: Mum

2018-06-12 09:48:06 UTC  

tfw no chinkshit mom

2018-06-12 09:59:11 UTC  

feels bad man

2018-06-12 10:25:01 UTC  

hey guys

2018-06-12 10:25:03 UTC  

my name is cole

2018-06-12 10:25:08 UTC  

and my mom is white

2018-06-12 10:25:08 UTC  

😦

2018-06-12 10:40:54 UTC  

yeah but your dad though

2018-06-12 11:11:44 UTC  

5V2.4A 100W

2018-06-12 11:11:51 UTC  

They should post some internals

2018-06-12 11:12:59 UTC  

starting my internship has been a god send. Now I just have everything delivered to work so I don't have to rely on a family member collecting it

2018-06-12 11:13:08 UTC  

(and also not being suspicious)

2018-06-12 11:30:35 UTC  

tfw spongebob condoms won't be discovered by family members

2018-06-12 11:37:01 UTC  

i ordered nipple pumps and clamps recently and my mam nearly opened them because she thought they might be drugs

2018-06-12 11:43:20 UTC  

I think it being drugs would be the best possible outcome

2018-06-12 11:48:19 UTC  

>having parents that snoop

2018-06-12 11:48:26 UTC  

is there anything more disgusting?

2018-06-12 12:23:09 UTC  

@_VexatioN what if your boss opens your nipple pumps 🤔

2018-06-12 12:26:00 UTC  

no one in work touches my shit

2018-06-12 12:26:06 UTC  

when you buy nipple pumps, what do the chinks write on the package?

2018-06-12 12:26:07 UTC  

and there's always someone there to collect it

2018-06-12 12:26:14 UTC  

nothing descriptive

2018-06-12 12:26:23 UTC  

"gay sex toy"

2018-06-12 13:07:14 UTC  

Whats the best bluetooth gamepad on Ali?

2018-06-12 13:13:37 UTC  

probably some gamesir controller

2018-06-12 13:57:46 UTC  

Probably the 8bitdo controllers.

2018-06-12 14:29:10 UTC  

8bitdo is a shit

2018-06-12 14:29:26 UTC  

unless you want >muh nostalgia

2018-06-12 14:46:35 UTC  

did someone ever upgraded their laptop battery with a higher capacity one?

2018-06-12 15:03:36 UTC  

i did

2018-06-12 15:03:44 UTC  

9 cell from 6 cell

2018-06-12 15:53:58 UTC  

Did you see any improvements

2018-06-12 15:54:07 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2018-06-12 16:35:50 UTC  

I'd imagine so, since the stock battery was probably already showing its age

2018-06-12 17:56:11 UTC  

@Julian They haven't improved then, I take it?

2018-06-12 17:56:19 UTC  

(8bitdo)

2018-06-12 17:57:11 UTC  

I don't think 8bitdo was ever meant to replace a proper controller