Message from @Deleted User
Discord ID: 490105536558137344
happened 5 months ago,still can feel it when showering
dear friend,please buy toilet paper
Use wet wipes
ur not meant to put it in your ass
Yeah uh
Don't put bidet in butt
but how else do i get a colon cleansing without paying those jews with the the labcoats
I like bidets tho
Much comfier than tp scrolls
wow that's a lewd image
Water-dildo.
Do chinks make any good thermos flasks?
just buy a real one : ^)
wow ur useless
I got one but it cools down faster than I would like
I'm so irritated right now but I can't figure out why
You're horny @_VexatioN
xiaomi makes some but they're kinda smol
>460ml
I can't even pee into that because it'll overflow
why would you want to keep your pee warm
what if i need to pass it to someone so they pass their drug test
That's valid but get a cheaper one for that I guess
I wonder if I can get a thermos flask small enough that I can stuff it into a hollowed out mortar shell
that would be pretty based
when you'd press the top, instead of exploding it would pour out tea
heh
you're right though man I need to get laid
you could probably even use the stock but slightly modified igniter
same
it'd be a heavy flask though, no?
yeah but
imagine taking it out of you backpack
and pressing the top
To pour out tea
anyone who removetly knows what a mortar shell is should be terrified
It's the most agressive way to drink tea imaginable
just get a real mortar man lmao nerd
prime that shit and chuck it like in call of duty