Message from @_VexatioN
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bidets are dangerous,i tore my anus with one,it does take forever to heal
happened 5 months ago,still can feel it when showering
dear friend,please buy toilet paper
Use wet wipes
ur not meant to put it in your ass
Yeah uh
Don't put bidet in butt
but how else do i get a colon cleansing without paying those jews with the the labcoats
I like bidets tho
Much comfier than tp scrolls
wow that's a lewd image
Water-dildo.
Do chinks make any good thermos flasks?
just buy a real one : ^)
wow ur useless
I got one but it cools down faster than I would like
You're horny @_VexatioN
xiaomi makes some but they're kinda smol
>460ml
what did I just say
I can't even pee into that because it'll overflow
why would you want to keep your pee warm
what if i need to pass it to someone so they pass their drug test
That's valid but get a cheaper one for that I guess
I wonder if I can get a thermos flask small enough that I can stuff it into a hollowed out mortar shell
that would be pretty based
when you'd press the top, instead of exploding it would pour out tea
heh
you're right though man I need to get laid
you could probably even use the stock but slightly modified igniter
same
it'd be a heavy flask though, no?
yeah but
imagine taking it out of you backpack
and pressing the top