still not cheapest with 20% off

It is good quality

I bought it because of the tri pod attachment

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bidets are dangerous,i tore my anus with one,it does take forever to heal

happened 5 months ago,still can feel it when showering

dear friend,please buy toilet paper

Use wet wipes

ur not meant to put it in your ass

Yeah uh

Don't put bidet in butt

but how else do i get a colon cleansing without paying those jews with the the labcoats

I like bidets tho

Much comfier than tp scrolls

wow that's a lewd image

Water-dildo.

Do chinks make any good thermos flasks?

just buy a real one : ^)

wow ur useless

I got one but it cools down faster than I would like

I'm so irritated right now but I can't figure out why

You're horny @_VexatioN

https://www.banggood.com/Xiao-Mi-460ML-Stainless-Steel-Thermoses-Double-Wall-Vacuum-Insulated-Water-Bottle-Drinking-Cup-p-1135379.html

xiaomi makes some but they're kinda smol

>460ml

what did I just say

I can't even pee into that because it'll overflow

why would you want to keep your pee warm

what if i need to pass it to someone so they pass their drug test

That's valid but get a cheaper one for that I guess

I wonder if I can get a thermos flask small enough that I can stuff it into a hollowed out mortar shell

that would be pretty based

when you'd press the top, instead of exploding it would pour out tea

heh

you're right though man I need to get laid

you could probably even use the stock but slightly modified igniter

same

it'd be a heavy flask though, no?