Message from @_VexatioN

Discord ID: 490106679254581251


2018-09-14 10:24:06 UTC  

>460ml

2018-09-14 10:24:25 UTC  

what did I just say

2018-09-14 10:24:32 UTC  

I can't even pee into that because it'll overflow

2018-09-14 10:24:47 UTC  

why would you want to keep your pee warm

2018-09-14 10:25:08 UTC  

what if i need to pass it to someone so they pass their drug test

2018-09-14 10:25:23 UTC  

That's valid but get a cheaper one for that I guess

2018-09-14 10:25:38 UTC  

I wonder if I can get a thermos flask small enough that I can stuff it into a hollowed out mortar shell

2018-09-14 10:25:41 UTC  

that would be pretty based

2018-09-14 10:26:08 UTC  

when you'd press the top, instead of exploding it would pour out tea

2018-09-14 10:26:23 UTC  

heh

2018-09-14 10:26:37 UTC  

you're right though man I need to get laid

2018-09-14 10:26:39 UTC  

you could probably even use the stock but slightly modified igniter

2018-09-14 10:26:42 UTC  

same

2018-09-14 10:27:00 UTC  

it'd be a heavy flask though, no?

2018-09-14 10:27:05 UTC  

yeah but

2018-09-14 10:27:11 UTC  

imagine taking it out of you backpack

2018-09-14 10:27:15 UTC  

and pressing the top

2018-09-14 10:27:27 UTC  

To pour out tea

2018-09-14 10:27:33 UTC  

anyone who removetly knows what a mortar shell is should be terrified

2018-09-14 10:27:41 UTC  

It's the most agressive way to drink tea imaginable

2018-09-14 10:28:58 UTC  

just get a real mortar man lmao nerd

2018-09-14 10:29:06 UTC  

prime that shit and chuck it like in call of duty

2018-09-14 10:29:14 UTC  

best socal experiment ever

2018-09-14 10:29:16 UTC  

It isn't even difficult to make a real mortar

2018-09-14 10:29:32 UTC  

if anything it's the shaped charge to that's tough to engineer

2018-09-14 10:30:07 UTC  

i think one of those german WWII era grenades would work better as a flask

2018-09-14 10:30:18 UTC  

ew

2018-09-14 10:30:32 UTC  

oh nvm they're all handle

2018-09-14 10:30:58 UTC  

I'd get a tank shell, put an electric igniter through the primer hole, fill it with black powder and put a large piece of lead on the top

2018-09-14 10:30:59 UTC  

bam

2018-09-14 10:31:13 UTC  

spigot mortar would be even easier

2018-09-14 10:31:27 UTC  

the chinkshit unibomber

2018-09-14 10:31:43 UTC  

ay

2018-09-14 10:31:50 UTC  

We're gonna go places

2018-09-14 10:31:55 UTC  

Best RAT software?

2018-09-14 10:32:24 UTC  

"they noticed that there was a huge amount of chinese imported packages being delivered to the middle of the woods"

2018-09-14 10:32:48 UTC  

LMAO

2018-09-14 10:33:46 UTC  

@Deleted User get a better hobby m8

2018-09-14 10:33:53 UTC  

would it be hard to write your own?

2018-09-14 10:34:45 UTC  

I'm not a brogrammer

2018-09-14 10:34:55 UTC  

And I only want to hit one target.