Message from @porco

Discord ID: 491650306002780161


2018-09-18 15:54:09 UTC  

yeah,i m looking at current offerings

2018-09-18 15:54:26 UTC  

there are even some original nokia phones,that is ebin.

2018-09-18 15:54:53 UTC  

is "mountain trip" code for something?

2018-09-18 15:55:10 UTC  

ofcourse it is,you do not know leeet talk?

2018-09-18 15:56:27 UTC  

is it thai sex tourism?

2018-09-18 15:57:56 UTC  

we do not mention that stuff. reeeeeeee

2018-09-18 15:58:09 UTC  

currently i should get phone that is at least 3g right

2018-09-18 15:58:44 UTC  

@Stims That or hate crimeing minorities.

2018-09-18 16:01:48 UTC  

hate crime me, papi

2018-09-18 16:10:13 UTC  

I'm getting chinked. Ordered something that said it had 4 of an item, and it included 2 of the item and 2 of an accessory. Seller changed title after I disputed to list 2 of the item+2 accessories. Ali wants to refund half, since I received half, I want a full refund, so I can reorder the now 2 items to get the 4 I originally ordered at the correct price. Is it a big no-no to promise to leave good feedback for both orders if seller refunds it?

2018-09-18 16:10:53 UTC  

It's an item and amount that totally doesn't actually matter, it's just a principle thing.

2018-09-18 16:11:30 UTC  

i've escalated 20 cent necklace,go for his neck .

2018-09-18 16:19:16 UTC  

is this suicide package

2018-09-18 16:34:07 UTC  

Dude finger condoms are a thing

2018-09-18 16:34:08 UTC  

wtf

2018-09-18 16:34:11 UTC  

I want some

2018-09-18 16:38:28 UTC  

yes

2018-09-18 16:42:25 UTC  

Rule #1: Don't insert Ali Express product into a human body

2018-09-18 16:42:47 UTC  

in that case please also not into animal bodies because that would be even worse tbh

2018-09-18 16:44:19 UTC  

Whose butthole should I tickle

2018-09-18 17:10:13 UTC  

it does make sense because sperm can survive on your fingers long time after fap

2018-09-18 17:10:21 UTC  

it is pretty water resistant too

2018-09-18 17:11:25 UTC  

my teeny tiny chink fpv drone arrived

2018-09-18 17:11:31 UTC  

bretty gud for €45 friendos

2018-09-18 17:12:02 UTC  

eachine e013

2018-09-18 17:13:47 UTC  

>Fast Through

2018-09-18 17:13:50 UTC  

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2018-09-18 18:50:31 UTC  

@Deleted User i have those condoms

2018-09-18 18:50:42 UTC  

they're pretty much useless

2018-09-18 18:50:46 UTC  

just use latex gloves

2018-09-18 18:51:44 UTC  

Also those phones look cool

2018-09-18 21:03:32 UTC  

are there old rotary phones on Ali express?

2018-09-18 21:11:40 UTC  

did you search for any?

2018-09-18 21:13:44 UTC  

Passive aggressive cunt lol

2018-09-18 21:13:56 UTC  

Yes, there are rotary phones on ali

2018-09-18 23:01:27 UTC  

just type mazda phone

2018-09-19 00:24:57 UTC  

guys

2018-09-19 00:25:06 UTC  

look at what I found

2018-09-19 00:25:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/491766731304337418/image0.jpg