An alt-right MAGA hat-wearing Trump-supporting armchair strategist and YouTube personality was making a speech about Jordan Peterson, known gatekeeper.
"Before my talk begins, you must get on your knees and worship Peterson and accept that he is the greatest statesman the world has ever known, even greater than Adolf Hitler!"
At this moment, a heroic, revolutionary, action-taking National Socialist champion who had killed 150 of his girlfriends' parents and understood the necessity of armed struggle and supported all acts of accelerationism stood up and held up a gun.
"How many mailmen do we need to kill?"
The arrogant YouTube persona smirked quite crypto-Jewishly and smugly replied "none, that would be bad optics you stupid bonehead"
"Wrong. We must shoot all the mailmen. If it were bad optics as you say... Then shouldn't we be living in a nationalist utopia by now?"
The YouTuber was visibly shaken, and dropped his MAGA hat and signed copy of Based Milo's latest book. He stormed out of the conference hall crying those cuckold crocodile tears.
The attendees applauded and all signed up to revolutionary groups with ardently National Socialist programs and accepted Hitler as the savior of their race. A raven named "Accelerationism" flew into the room and caw'd Odin's approval. Siege was read several times, and Kalki himself showed up ushering the final phase of the Kali Yuga.
The alt-lighter lost his blue checkmark on Twitter and his YouTube account was de-monetised the next day. He was killed in a robbery attempt by his favorite Based Black conservative and was lost to obscurity for all eternity.
PS.
That National Socialists name?
@MatthewHeimbach
