thats like one state where i would prefer to be a cop instead of private security

or, if I were canadian, just northern canada

way north

north of winnipeg

im not a fed btw

Alaskan Freelance police

https://www.chicagotribune.com/sns-bc-us--alaska-police-felons-20190721-story.html

this is the first result when you google alaskan freelance police

this is so sick

i could be a cop in alaska

i dont evne have any felonies

Reminds me of Sam and Max.

If you ever played those games.

hell yea son

I still havne't finished the newr ones where you start on the white house lawn

with a giant robot attacking

```"It's outrageous that we have a situation where we have a, such a lack of public safety that communities are resorting to hiring people who have the propensity for violence," said Melanie Bahnke, a board member for the Alaska Federation of Natives, which represents 191 tribes. "And placing them in a position where they have control over people and possibly could victimize the victims further." ```

easy there chief before you say something racist

sam and max is also a really good cartoon

and comic

Yeah thats where the term came from Potato

Based.

lmao

no shit

it did say that right on their badges

Yeah they were freelance police.

I thought they were more like detectives

Dude the newer sam and max games are so great

Yeeeeaaaaah, I dunno about detectives when Max is a psychopath and eventually becomes POTUS

but they run their shit out of like a PI office

remember?

And also becomes a cthulu monster.

Yeah.

I remember seeing the war musical they do and losing my shit over it.

When they're in the White House.

id like to see an old biker like 90 years from now (hes 60 tho) with a tattoo of Max smoking a big ass joint or something

yea they do parody the speech that patton gave

How much weed have you smoked?

today?

Sure

You seem pretty hyper for somebody smoking weed.