Message from @skelly
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ah
statistically
damn imagine being genetically predisposed to being a drunk
as a race
Ozzy Osbourne was one of the first people to have his genomes mappedo r something and he's like 50 times more likely to get addicted to cocaine than the average person
alcohol was like 10 or 20 times
yeah its partially that
and also partially because there's literally no cops up there
in about 95% of the state
that would be sick to be an alaskan sheriff
damn
thats like one state where i would prefer to be a cop instead of private security
or, if I were canadian, just northern canada
way north
north of winnipeg
im not a fed btw
Alaskan Freelance police
this is the first result when you google alaskan freelance police
this is so sick
i dont evne have any felonies
Reminds me of Sam and Max.
If you ever played those games.
hell yea son
I still havne't finished the newr ones where you start on the white house lawn
with a giant robot attacking
```"It's outrageous that we have a situation where we have a, such a lack of public safety that communities are resorting to hiring people who have the propensity for violence," said Melanie Bahnke, a board member for the Alaska Federation of Natives, which represents 191 tribes. "And placing them in a position where they have control over people and possibly could victimize the victims further." ```
easy there chief before you say something racist
sam and max is also a really good cartoon
and comic
Yeah thats where the term came from Potato
Based.
lmao
no shit
it did say that right on their badges
Yeah they were freelance police.
I thought they were more like detectives
Dude the newer sam and max games are so great
Yeeeeaaaaah, I dunno about detectives when Max is a psychopath and eventually becomes POTUS
but they run their shit out of like a PI office