homeless btfo!

in south america its common that once a wall is built around a rich area to keep the poorfags out, the construction crew lays a final line of mortar and as they drink they break the bottles onto the top of the wal

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Population density drive those numbers up Root.

added security

That's why Nunavut and NWT have insanely high rates of violence here.

alaska is not pop dense tho

ah

statistically

damn imagine being genetically predisposed to being a drunk

as a race

Ozzy Osbourne was one of the first people to have his genomes mappedo r something and he's like 50 times more likely to get addicted to cocaine than the average person

alcohol was like 10 or 20 times

yeah its partially that

and also partially because there's literally no cops up there

in about 95% of the state

that would be sick to be an alaskan sheriff

damn

thats like one state where i would prefer to be a cop instead of private security

or, if I were canadian, just northern canada

way north

north of winnipeg

im not a fed btw

Alaskan Freelance police

https://www.chicagotribune.com/sns-bc-us--alaska-police-felons-20190721-story.html

this is the first result when you google alaskan freelance police

this is so sick

i could be a cop in alaska

i dont evne have any felonies

Reminds me of Sam and Max.

If you ever played those games.

hell yea son

I still havne't finished the newr ones where you start on the white house lawn

with a giant robot attacking

```"It's outrageous that we have a situation where we have a, such a lack of public safety that communities are resorting to hiring people who have the propensity for violence," said Melanie Bahnke, a board member for the Alaska Federation of Natives, which represents 191 tribes. "And placing them in a position where they have control over people and possibly could victimize the victims further." ```

easy there chief before you say something racist

sam and max is also a really good cartoon

and comic

Yeah thats where the term came from Potato

Based.

lmao