when u find an old mugshot

yikes a rino am i right fellas

check pics n gifs n vids for related meme

Plenty of emails were leaked detailing the costs to transport children from haiti to Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile island

And other countries God doesn't pay attention to

putting lipstick on your bhole is called an Italian French Kiss

look it up

im kidding

s e n t r i

I started working at Pizza Planet and my manager was really flirty with me and the first night we hung out we were at my house for like 45 mins before the (yoga) pants came off

and talking to her youd think "must be a great lay"

but dude

as soon as the (yoga) pants came off

1. the entire room started to smell like a hot turtle tank

2. she made me throw a blanket over us, would not do anything other than a stiff version of missionary and repeatedly told me not to look at her

I just rolled a 1.15g j

ill post it in a min

yikes

they do exist

posted dank meme in pics

1.15g

danny devito had over 100 auditions before he got his first non speaking role

i watched apocalypse now, platoon and then True Grit on acid with my roommate a few months back

ive had this for fuckin years

pulp meme posted

mdma and pcp are really different chemically but they feel really similar

sentri my 20 year old manager is definitely being pimped out of her own accord

I repeatedly run into literal whores

like Travis Bickle

I had a key made after running a blank through a lock and filing it down

it is entirely futile

I wouldn't open with that, dermoid

play a laugh track

YES

from the 50s

youve been hearing dead people laugh for years

no difference if you perform irl

hit us with one dermoid

this is good practice

do anything

something you value and treasure

aha

aha

there are mountains in slovenia

with indigenous wolves

yea same

sober or non

you start to see yourself differently, like how everybody else sees you

squat on sentri with a puckered lipstick butthole

every squat he gets a kiss

talk about a "power clean" hue

yea idk why but honestly when you stare at yoru face for long enough you see yourself differently

I live in Tennessee and they shut down the fuckin state after half an inch

delet

well if you have self image issues

you probably never really looked at yourself

also julia implies everyone wouldn't fuck slime

but yea when you stare at yourself for long enough you can experience a brief dissociation and see yourself differently

p coo

"I'd kiss where your dick used to be"
- Sentri

who would win in a fight white gun dog v blacksketball dawg

tru

dermoid's motto

sentri is ur daddy now

a party

welcome to flavor town

how is that cherry blue

ruffians know how to fuck
- sentri

julia @ sentris dick

ruby drinks; more at 11

I can sum up all of markipliers newest vids for you

au·tism
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noun
a mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by difficulty in communicating and forming relationships with other people and in using language and abstract concepts.

get european fuckers up

if you know what I mean

squire

i got fired today

well

some guy from work told me last night the manager I banged was really drunk and called him saying she was going to the cops

because someone made a fake instagram account and DM'd her deployed fiance, which as far as I know isn't against the law

I can't take credit for it, but either way I waited to talk to the police and nothing happened

she came into work instead and just bitched the whole day

theres a white knight cuck manager I worked with that went to bat for her today as well

just too much trouble for my general manager to risk his job over

nothing doing but it has been retarded from the start, I've done nothing wrong

my boss told me I could still use him as a reference but I have several I'd prefer

what are ya gonna do

I can only imagine what was sent to her fiance

directo scopolomina

this is sick

i wonder if i could grow yucca

and make ropes

yea i live in southwest florida

ive been watching a ton of videos of this guy who makes stuff on hand and a lot of times its yucca