alcohol was like 10 or 20 times

yeah its partially that

and also partially because there's literally no cops up there

in about 95% of the state

that would be sick to be an alaskan sheriff

damn

thats like one state where i would prefer to be a cop instead of private security

or, if I were canadian, just northern canada

way north

north of winnipeg

im not a fed btw

Alaskan Freelance police

https://www.chicagotribune.com/sns-bc-us--alaska-police-felons-20190721-story.html

this is the first result when you google alaskan freelance police

this is so sick

i could be a cop in alaska

i dont evne have any felonies

Reminds me of Sam and Max.

If you ever played those games.

hell yea son

I still havne't finished the newr ones where you start on the white house lawn

with a giant robot attacking

```"It's outrageous that we have a situation where we have a, such a lack of public safety that communities are resorting to hiring people who have the propensity for violence," said Melanie Bahnke, a board member for the Alaska Federation of Natives, which represents 191 tribes. "And placing them in a position where they have control over people and possibly could victimize the victims further." ```

easy there chief before you say something racist

sam and max is also a really good cartoon

and comic

Yeah thats where the term came from Potato

Based.

lmao

no shit

it did say that right on their badges

Yeah they were freelance police.

I thought they were more like detectives

Dude the newer sam and max games are so great

Yeeeeaaaaah, I dunno about detectives when Max is a psychopath and eventually becomes POTUS

but they run their shit out of like a PI office

remember?

And also becomes a cthulu monster.

Yeah.

I remember seeing the war musical they do and losing my shit over it.

When they're in the White House.