I mean don't get me wrong, I'm getting tatted the fuck up, and once I'm out of the Marine Corps I'm getting full sleeves, back and chest done, but that's just... oh gods 🙄

Lmao

The trick is to not be a jarhead in the first place

Go army hoa

My surrogate father did 22 years in Army SF. He flat out told me that if I even thought about it, he'd kill me

Besides, Army never was very attractive to me

Thought about the Navy since I'm really a pirate at heart and I love the sea, but being stuck on a damn ship for that long just sounds miserable at at the time I thought I was going to be having a family... but that didn't work out...

So I chose the Marines

You should have gone coast guard then

The marine corps is in the worst state it's been in since the war

The hell with that

It is a complete and utter shitshow

Coast guard does something

The marines don't

Perfect, I'd rather spend my time going to school on taxpayer dime since the government already fucked me

From what I've heard, the Coasties spend most of their time blowing up cigarette boats hauling booger sugar and detaining immigrants. Oh, and not getting paid when the government shuts down. Nah fam, I'm good

I mean I didn't get paid in the army the last time it shut down

Sorry I meant the time before last

DoD wasn't funded

This time it was and DHS wasn't

@AKAlexei did you see the most recent CG video of the fuckers jumping onto the sub?

Looks like a good time to me

No, haven't seen it

https://youtu.be/Da4SqKTXoLg

@AKAlexei

Lmfao

I just signed my job contract

I am officially enrolled in combat support

Job options include field artillery and tank and amphibious assault vehicle

Marines?

Roger that

Congrats

Still thinking what a should join

11B or tanks

Like, I know hella lot abot tanks

Tanks are fuckin awesome