I got some interesting news

Looks like 4500 just wasted coming around

So they've gone with my 3rd choice

1800 - Tank and AAV

On the bright side, I still get a college education out of it, and when the Boogaloo finally happens, you have your designated killdozer right here

Hopefully I'll have a happier ending than the original tho lol

May your treads remain intact and your welded sarcohpegus unpentrated

Thank you, that's a high blessing

I can see it; the Boogaloo is upon us and cowabunga time is nigh. Squid leads our goon squad to the garage to meet me, where you all climb atop my killdozer. We bust through my garage doors, and it's off to do hoodrat shit

Witnessed

Well it could be worse you could be an 03 in the marines

At least tankers have somewhat better lives

And doctrine and commands that care

I'm 1800 in Marines

@AKAlexei don't be a motard boot

I'm cringy sometimes, but not THAT cringy

I mean don't get me wrong, I'm getting tatted the fuck up, and once I'm out of the Marine Corps I'm getting full sleeves, back and chest done, but that's just... oh gods 🙄

Lmao

The trick is to not be a jarhead in the first place

Go army hoa

My surrogate father did 22 years in Army SF. He flat out told me that if I even thought about it, he'd kill me

Besides, Army never was very attractive to me

Thought about the Navy since I'm really a pirate at heart and I love the sea, but being stuck on a damn ship for that long just sounds miserable at at the time I thought I was going to be having a family... but that didn't work out...

So I chose the Marines

You should have gone coast guard then

The marine corps is in the worst state it's been in since the war

The hell with that

It is a complete and utter shitshow

Coast guard does something

The marines don't

Perfect, I'd rather spend my time going to school on taxpayer dime since the government already fucked me

From what I've heard, the Coasties spend most of their time blowing up cigarette boats hauling booger sugar and detaining immigrants. Oh, and not getting paid when the government shuts down. Nah fam, I'm good

I mean I didn't get paid in the army the last time it shut down

Sorry I meant the time before last

DoD wasn't funded

This time it was and DHS wasn't

@AKAlexei did you see the most recent CG video of the fuckers jumping onto the sub?

Looks like a good time to me

No, haven't seen it