Message from @Hellhound6
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G'day gents
Well bois
I got some interesting news
Looks like 4500 just wasted coming around
So they've gone with my 3rd choice
1800 - Tank and AAV
On the bright side, I still get a college education out of it, and when the Boogaloo finally happens, you have your designated killdozer right here
Hopefully I'll have a happier ending than the original tho lol
May your treads remain intact and your welded sarcohpegus unpentrated
Thank you, that's a high blessing
I can see it; the Boogaloo is upon us and cowabunga time is nigh. Squid leads our goon squad to the garage to meet me, where you all climb atop my killdozer. We bust through my garage doors, and it's off to do hoodrat shit
Witnessed
Well it could be worse you could be an 03 in the marines
At least tankers have somewhat better lives
And doctrine and commands that care
I'm 1800 in Marines
@AKAlexei don't be a motard boot
I'm cringy sometimes, but not THAT cringy
I mean don't get me wrong, I'm getting tatted the fuck up, and once I'm out of the Marine Corps I'm getting full sleeves, back and chest done, but that's just... oh gods 🙄
The trick is to not be a jarhead in the first place
Go army hoa
My surrogate father did 22 years in Army SF. He flat out told me that if I even thought about it, he'd kill me
Besides, Army never was very attractive to me
Thought about the Navy since I'm really a pirate at heart and I love the sea, but being stuck on a damn ship for that long just sounds miserable at at the time I thought I was going to be having a family... but that didn't work out...
So I chose the Marines
You should have gone coast guard then
The marine corps is in the worst state it's been in since the war
The hell with that
It is a complete and utter shitshow
Coast guard does something
The marines don't
Perfect, I'd rather spend my time going to school on taxpayer dime since the government already fucked me
From what I've heard, the Coasties spend most of their time blowing up cigarette boats hauling booger sugar and detaining immigrants. Oh, and not getting paid when the government shuts down. Nah fam, I'm good
I mean I didn't get paid in the army the last time it shut down
Sorry I meant the time before last
DoD wasn't funded
This time it was and DHS wasn't
@AKAlexei did you see the most recent CG video of the fuckers jumping onto the sub?
Looks like a good time to me