Message from @Spudoof

Discord ID: 650894964854620164


2019-12-02 02:59:33 UTC  

he killed my flowers and my veg garden

2019-12-02 03:00:07 UTC  

plus theres plenty of his kin around

2019-12-02 03:00:29 UTC  

Just shoot the damn thing, bring it in, skin it, and eat it

2019-12-02 03:00:34 UTC  

im sorry

2019-12-02 03:00:42 UTC  

And then use the bones for ornaments

2019-12-02 03:00:47 UTC  

Did i get moved to grass hut shitter?

2019-12-02 03:00:48 UTC  

if you kill somthing eat it or ill eat you

2019-12-02 03:00:48 UTC  

we have class here *slurps rat tail like noodle*

2019-12-02 03:00:51 UTC  

yes

2019-12-02 03:00:57 UTC  

i mean

2019-12-02 03:01:13 UTC  

we run on opossum fascisms here

2019-12-02 03:01:17 UTC  

i trap for fur and meat so i dont see the difference here

2019-12-02 03:01:35 UTC  

i may have gave him autism but he got his brownies

2019-12-02 03:02:43 UTC  

so you just abused it?

2019-12-02 03:02:52 UTC  

No, i thought he was dead

2019-12-02 03:03:00 UTC  

i can't shoot him or trap him here

2019-12-02 03:03:01 UTC  

he did try to move it a lot of times

2019-12-02 03:03:15 UTC  

but where he lives the animal shelter police people would likely get shot

2019-12-02 03:03:52 UTC  

Not like i wanted to do it but i've moved him before

2019-12-02 03:04:08 UTC  

Why couldn't ya shoot em?

2019-12-02 03:04:12 UTC  

city limits

2019-12-02 03:04:26 UTC  

Live in city limits

2019-12-02 03:04:56 UTC  

Trappings a bitch too because even though it's for ADC i'd still need to buy a permit and everything else

2019-12-02 03:05:59 UTC  

i did kinda apologize to him tho, dumped what was left of the brownies out by the trash can where he's been hiding so he got a slight headache and a snack out of it

2019-12-02 03:08:11 UTC  

Ah

2019-12-02 03:18:19 UTC  

I go take a nap and some how we went from needing to pump out more white kids, to opossum beating. What?

2019-12-02 03:18:46 UTC  

Also you leave them opossums n coons alone. They're my only friends on night shift

2019-12-02 03:19:45 UTC  

wilco - this one was just a dick to me before so he had it coming

2019-12-02 03:20:10 UTC  

plus he's had enough from tonight i don't think he'll be an issue anymore

2019-12-02 03:26:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/650900574971101216/FB_IMG_1575257163338.jpg

2019-12-02 03:26:47 UTC  

*Visibly Damp*

2019-12-02 03:29:01 UTC  

Lmao

2019-12-02 03:29:18 UTC  

I heard that dude made some wild ass statement but I didn't read it. What did he say?

2019-12-02 03:29:33 UTC  

Y’all check this out

2019-12-02 03:29:50 UTC  

Substitute with fun powder

2019-12-02 03:31:23 UTC  

I think it was somewhere along the lines of eating like 40 pizzas in 30 days

2019-12-02 03:33:15 UTC  

Just googled that. Yeah, that's wild.

2019-12-02 03:33:16 UTC  

Unreal

2019-12-02 03:33:19 UTC  

Why?

2019-12-02 03:33:30 UTC  

Like why would he do that 😂