Bc he craves violence squid

3 *my fucking lilys*

bb gun wasnt gonna worl

it's either A: i kill the problem and solve it

or

B: do nothing and have the problem

what problem

the possum

its a possum just move it

I HAVE

but dad

no need to kill it for no good reason

all they do is eat ticks

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-meme-dog-doge-gif-14889944

he lives under my house i relocated him and he just moved back in

well thats the thing

he didnt kill it

he beat the fuck out of it. put it by the side of the road. came back. the sonofabitch was in the chair eating brownies again

Wtf y'all

https://tenor.com/view/pickle-gif-8239163

he killed my flowers and my veg garden

plus theres plenty of his kin around

Just shoot the damn thing, bring it in, skin it, and eat it

im sorry

And then use the bones for ornaments

Did i get moved to grass hut shitter?

if you kill somthing eat it or ill eat you

we have class here *slurps rat tail like noodle*

yes

i mean

we run on opossum fascisms here

i trap for fur and meat so i dont see the difference here

i may have gave him autism but he got his brownies

so you just abused it?

No, i thought he was dead

i can't shoot him or trap him here

he did try to move it a lot of times

but where he lives the animal shelter police people would likely get shot

Not like i wanted to do it but i've moved him before

Why couldn't ya shoot em?

city limits

Live in city limits

Trappings a bitch too because even though it's for ADC i'd still need to buy a permit and everything else