I HAVE

but dad

no need to kill it for no good reason

all they do is eat ticks

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he lives under my house i relocated him and he just moved back in

well thats the thing

he didnt kill it

he beat the fuck out of it. put it by the side of the road. came back. the sonofabitch was in the chair eating brownies again

Wtf y'all

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he killed my flowers and my veg garden

plus theres plenty of his kin around

Just shoot the damn thing, bring it in, skin it, and eat it

im sorry

And then use the bones for ornaments

Did i get moved to grass hut shitter?

if you kill somthing eat it or ill eat you

we have class here *slurps rat tail like noodle*

yes

i mean

we run on opossum fascisms here

i trap for fur and meat so i dont see the difference here

i may have gave him autism but he got his brownies

so you just abused it?

No, i thought he was dead

i can't shoot him or trap him here

he did try to move it a lot of times

but where he lives the animal shelter police people would likely get shot

Not like i wanted to do it but i've moved him before

Why couldn't ya shoot em?

city limits

Live in city limits

Trappings a bitch too because even though it's for ADC i'd still need to buy a permit and everything else

i did kinda apologize to him tho, dumped what was left of the brownies out by the trash can where he's been hiding so he got a slight headache and a snack out of it

Ah

I go take a nap and some how we went from needing to pump out more white kids, to opossum beating. What?

Also you leave them opossums n coons alone. They're my only friends on night shift

wilco - this one was just a dick to me before so he had it coming

plus he's had enough from tonight i don't think he'll be an issue anymore