I'm getting ready for work

Im just using wifi now

Work in 5h tbh

I can’t ever stay up late anymore

> 0305

( because this game is fun )

> 0411

@@mcguyver123 I don't know you, please just let me masturbate in peace...all I want to do is jerk my digger nick so aggressively that the back pressure from the upstroke sends my prostate into the ceiling... this will be the last time I will respectfully decline your offer to "treat your bearded back pussy like a housewife in the 1800s asking for equal rights" before I resort to more nefarious world wide webslanging tactics..

Concerning the tranny debate, god wrote a few books and in one of them he's like "I don't like gay people an'shit"...but he mentioned his distaste for shrimp a whole lot more.. you've been warned shrimp fuckers...you keep fucking shrimp and you gonna get SMOTE.. you tryna get SMOTE, nigga?!?

King @slvr_neo tha fuck

Im doing bad boys

Still k8nda drunk methinks

king thats sad

u need to be sober or just you want to let the hangover gone for some time?

i slept in and im not hungover, its great

No i stopped drinkikg beofre midnight

I dont drink at all so whenni do i hits me hard

Trying to sover up

@queefburgler water

@queefburgler

Thank you for the water carl

Thank younguys

Part of me wants to nut into a cream filled doughnuts and hand them out to random attractive chicks so I can finally spread my seed.

Get over that hangover

I think thts attempted manslaughter

Or can be

I'll borrow my cousin's bakery uniform so I could look legitimate too 😂

Or even assault

Quite possibly even rape

Definetly sexual assault

Hmm... Well shit

There goes that plan

Nut in a water gun and take it to a nude beach

LOL

crusty water gun sounds like a k..... Nevermind

my head is pounding harder than a BBC into a freshly legal white bitch

witamine C or ACC

@queefburgler

acc?

What