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2020-01-01 07:41:39 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

2020-01-01 12:49:30 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #nsfw-memes]  

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2020-01-01 13:27:49 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

@@mcguyver123 I don't know you, please just let me masturbate in peace...all I want to do is jerk my digger nick so aggressively that the back pressure from the upstroke sends my prostate into the ceiling... this will be the last time I will respectfully decline your offer to "treat your bearded back pussy like a housewife in the 1800s asking for equal rights" before I resort to more nefarious world wide webslanging tactics..

2020-01-01 13:41:47 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Concerning the tranny debate, god wrote a few books and in one of them he's like "I don't like gay people an'shit"...but he mentioned his distaste for shrimp a whole lot more.. you've been warned shrimp fuckers...you keep fucking shrimp and you gonna get SMOTE.. you tryna get SMOTE, nigga?!?

2020-01-01 18:53:18 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Y'all need some B-vitamins (especially B-1) for them thur hangovers, me kings. Hydration and B1 are hallmark treatments for alcohol overuse. I used to get BIG bad hangovers till I started using liquid b-complex while I was drinking. -90% hangover the next day, don't ye doubt..

2020-01-01 19:04:03 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Cheetah testicles are rich in B vitamins, but only when they're fresh. Gonna have to chase that mfer down and clamp down...

2020-01-01 19:09:19 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Great leg workout...NAY!...the only leg workout.. get arms in by T posing over the mourning widowing cheetah wife...

2020-01-02 19:59:57 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Or a janitor on Epstein island

2020-01-02 20:01:06 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Not for you @mcguyver123

2020-01-02 20:01:55 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

*masturbating*

2020-01-02 20:04:51 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Research and development

2020-01-02 20:05:56 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Darkness is a fed

2020-01-02 20:06:33 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Lmao just shooting the jizz

2020-01-02 20:06:55 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

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2020-01-02 20:07:54 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Local is the most important. They enforce it

2020-01-02 20:08:20 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

You smash the striped shirt chick?

2020-01-02 20:08:59 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

......you smash the striped shirt chick?

2020-01-02 20:09:16 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Lmfao

2020-01-02 20:10:32 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

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2020-01-02 20:12:08 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Blondes got a big ass mouf

2020-01-02 20:30:42 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

*bonobo intensifies*

2020-01-02 20:34:33 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

Jebus heyzues Christopher, bunch of sinners in here

2020-01-02 20:35:32 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

Anime chicks are just rape victims

2020-01-02 20:35:47 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

Lmfao

2020-01-02 20:37:32 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

Agreed, it's called Stockholm syndrome

2020-01-02 20:39:17 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

I typically nut in the morning and at night, excluding any sex I may have that day

2020-01-02 20:39:54 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

I've been there for about 15 years lol

2020-01-02 20:40:29 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

Wake up to an orgasm, go to sleep to one. Begin and end your day on a good note

2020-01-02 20:44:12 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

Alright I deleted it, but that shit was funny

2020-01-02 21:09:58 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

Hey that's a fair post

2020-01-02 21:10:46 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

Why are y'all judging my taste?

2020-01-02 21:12:38 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

Alright, one more...

2020-01-02 21:13:51 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

I'm deleting!

2020-01-02 21:14:57 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

There, laaawwwd, you kang's continue on. I was just trolling my frand @Deadbeat Radio

2020-01-02 21:15:36 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

He was laughing

2020-01-02 21:20:34 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

Doesn't "hentai" mean "pervert"?

That's what frieza is saying

2020-01-02 21:25:55 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

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2020-01-02 21:27:26 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

Take em off

2020-01-02 21:28:04 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

Arch em for me daddy

2020-01-02 21:44:49 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #meme-warfare]  
2020-01-02 21:45:43 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #meme-warfare]  

WHICH BOARD, @NovaSoldier ?!?

2020-01-02 21:46:06 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #meme-warfare]  

Lmao

2020-01-02 21:46:49 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #meme-warfare]  

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2020-01-02 21:48:29 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #meme-warfare]  

We talking dick height?

2020-01-02 21:50:22 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #meme-warfare]  

Meters?

2020-01-02 21:52:42 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #meme-warfare]  

Aaaah that's what's up. So does that mean nova is the superior man?

2020-01-02 21:53:37 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #meme-warfare]  

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2020-01-02 21:53:50 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #meme-warfare]  

Superior diet, eh?

2020-01-02 21:55:12 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #meme-warfare]  

You sure it was water?

2020-01-02 21:57:49 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #meme-warfare]  

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2020-01-02 21:59:17 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Does sucking your own dick make you gay? Let's debate...

2020-01-02 21:59:56 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

What if you nut in your own mouth tho?

2020-01-02 22:00:22 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Ok, that answered my next question

2020-01-02 22:01:23 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

I would assume it would require a bit of meditation..

2020-01-02 22:01:51 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Considering you would have to focus more on the sensation on your dick and not your mouth

2020-01-02 22:02:43 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

You could always use numbing agents I suppose

2020-01-02 22:03:03 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Is it gay if you gag on your own dick?

2020-01-02 22:04:27 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Like, are you a bitch for gagging, or should you be proud that you can make yourself gag?

2020-01-02 22:07:50 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Thiccc Sloppy glocks fully cocked llc

2020-01-02 22:08:37 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Good answer

2020-01-02 22:10:55 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

πŸ† πŸ‘

2020-01-02 22:11:18 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Anal sex

2020-01-02 22:11:56 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Oh, thought it was sperminator 2

2020-01-02 22:12:54 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

OH GOD IM GONNA COOOOOM!

2020-01-02 22:13:44 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

Hail allah

2020-01-02 22:14:43 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

*kkk

2020-01-02 22:15:31 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

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2020-01-02 22:16:23 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Facebook doesn't approve of exercise

2020-01-02 22:16:48 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

.....but jew burning...by all means...continue..

2020-01-02 22:18:33 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Listen, if you let a man steal your chickens, you might as well let him rape your daughters

2020-01-02 22:20:28 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

But more importantly, if you let a man rape your chickens, you might as well let him steal your daughters..

2020-01-02 22:21:43 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

I think what I'm trying to say here is daughters are useless

2020-01-02 22:23:41 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Well shit, LET'S MAKE SOME DAUGHTERS, KINGS!

2020-01-02 22:23:52 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Well shit, LET'S MAKE SOME DAUGHTERS, KINGS!

2020-01-02 22:24:04 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Well shit, LET'S MAKE SOME DAUGHTERS, KINGS!

2020-01-02 22:24:18 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Well shit, LET'S MAKE SOME DAUGHTERS, KINGS!

2020-01-03 15:46:15 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Seems it's a split decision on the gayness of gobbling your own goober.. this is a job for the philosophers now..

Bodybuiling.com has some good programs on it. Just pay what you would pay for a netflix subscription, but instead of watching liberal propaganda, you get to watch GAINZZZ. got beginner, intermediate, and advanced programs for all goals. Pretty much spells out diet, the exercises, schedule, supplementation, etc. All you got to do is the work, kings..

Be sure them glutes are THICCC for the boog of 2022. You don't want to get domed by a redcoat with flat glutes...that'd be embarrassing...

Thick with 2 c's king Nova...but are you THICCC with 3 c's?

2020-01-03 16:51:10 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

Anime women should be the only women allowed to vote

2020-01-03 16:53:07 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

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2020-01-03 16:58:52 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Pull a pro gamer move and smoke meth instead

2020-01-03 17:01:31 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Or just earn your cigs the old fashion way

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Let's drop that to 180 but maintain your strength. Be agile as a basketball American but have the strength of a thousand shits after bingeing on zaxby's insane sauce..

2020-01-03 17:05:34 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

I wonder if you can buy nicotine patches?

2020-01-03 17:07:38 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Just use those withdrawals as energy for a good workout. Get swole, quits poles..

2020-01-03 17:09:06 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Finger your butthole afterwards instead @Deadbeat Radio

2020-01-03 17:10:18 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Yeah, can't have a good rape without a smoke

2020-01-03 17:10:39 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Lol

2020-01-03 17:11:19 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Pick up half smoked cigarettes on the skreeets

2020-01-03 17:12:22 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Nova is on to something here..

2020-01-03 17:13:58 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

*bans free porn

2020-01-04 19:47:08 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  
2020-01-04 19:47:44 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

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2020-01-04 19:50:03 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

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2020-01-04 19:52:28 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

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2020-01-04 19:57:42 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

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2020-01-24 22:17:01 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Lol

2020-01-24 22:17:22 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

He knows me too well gdi

2020-01-24 22:17:37 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Lmao I haven't even said shit yet

2020-01-24 22:19:03 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

ANYWAYS, before I was PREEMPTIVELY INTERRUPTED..

2020-01-24 22:20:57 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

i was banned today from facebook because i told someone "suicide is always an option". I wasn't endorsing it, nor implying they should, rather, i was simply stating that one had the liberty to off themselves, and inversely NOT off themselves, at any given time...

2020-01-24 22:23:32 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Got a 30 day ban, ain't that some shit?

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2020-01-24 22:32:50 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

@Deadbeat Radio thanks KANG

I would say rock some glute bridges as well.

And incorporating lunges into your routine. You can overload the legs without causing too much spinal compression

2020-01-24 22:59:16 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #debate]  

Jerking off my clit sized dick has inspired me in the realm of target acquisition. reconnaissance? I'm your man...

2020-01-28 17:30:09 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #meme-warfare]  

What's up, kings?

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2020-01-28 17:32:19 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #meme-warfare]  

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2020-01-28 17:32:24 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #meme-warfare]  

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2020-01-28 17:50:25 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

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2020-01-28 21:12:32 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Wow

2020-01-28 21:13:15 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Red flag laws may make sense for you

2020-01-28 21:16:15 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Yes, turn yourself in lol

2020-01-28 21:18:31 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

My mom just called and said her vehicle was shot on a dirt road....

2020-01-28 21:20:00 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

*lived

2020-01-28 22:42:12 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

As an emt, I would advise crystal meth. Virus wont be able to stop a meth head. This is my official medical advice

2020-01-28 22:45:54 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Do like that medieval priest did and live in a circle of flames till it's all over

2020-01-28 22:47:05 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Or move to Australia. It's still on fire, right?

2020-01-28 22:50:23 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

About 6 months ago, I was complaining that America hasn't had an era of racism against asians. We hated on blacks, then arabians, then mexicans... I'm like "asians will be next...just you watch". Then bam...corona..

2020-01-28 22:52:09 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Is there numbers in alphabet soup, @thedarkness05 ?

2020-01-28 22:52:37 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

*are there.. lol I'm autistic

2020-01-28 22:53:48 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Exactly, no point getting paranoid. Doesn't fix anything, and you forget to live while you're healthy, which is a waste. Just enjoy the present till you cant anymore.

2020-01-28 22:58:39 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

The threat is viral pneumonia. Rest, HYDRATION, HYDRATION, HYDRATION, a humidifier, and warm baths to break up the gunk in your lungs is advised. The infection gets in the way of oxygen diffusing to the blood. If it becomes to thick, and affects to much surface area, you asphyxiate. Watering it down will help oxygen wiggle it's way past it. Dehydration=death.

2020-01-28 22:59:00 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

*too thick

2020-01-28 23:01:20 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Lol, alcohol blocks ADH (anti diuretic hormone) which causes your kidneys to remove too much water. Dehydration=death

2020-01-28 23:03:16 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

If you smoke, I would stop now. Get some patches. That extra debris will only worsen the pneumonia. Which makes me wonder about the age increase for tobacco...sketchy..

2020-01-28 23:03:33 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

...

2020-01-28 23:04:44 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Haha 1 cigarette isn't going to matter. You're good, bud

2020-01-28 23:05:32 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Yeah, bodark, you're right. Just making a funny

2020-01-28 23:06:19 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

I'm saying dont smoke and drink while you're infected with the corona virus

2020-01-28 23:07:08 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

If you believe you will die, you'll definitely die..

2020-01-28 23:07:49 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Are the cogs infused with meth?

2020-01-28 23:07:55 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

*cigs

2020-01-28 23:09:13 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Lmao

2020-01-28 23:11:35 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

If you drench yourself in rubbing alcohol, then set yourself on fire.. you wont get the corona virus.. this is my official medical opinion..

2020-01-28 23:29:23 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

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2020-01-28 23:29:23 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

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2020-01-28 23:29:33 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Something to account for...

2020-01-28 23:29:43 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Dem niggas like to smoke

2020-01-28 23:30:57 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

He was a smoker πŸ‘†

2020-01-28 23:32:36 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease+viral pneumonia=big bad. Slaps some dehydration on that bad boy...big OOF

2020-01-28 23:55:18 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Time to panic?

2020-01-28 23:55:32 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Or...

Masturbate?

2020-01-28 23:56:00 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Have a stroke, or have a stroke?

2020-01-28 23:56:44 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Yep, just another day. Time to crank anuthern out

2020-01-28 23:59:17 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Hold up....

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2020-01-29 00:04:35 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Aroused?

2020-01-29 00:05:01 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

*fapping intensifies

2020-01-29 00:07:05 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Do the eyeballs mean I'm on a watch list? Or....does it mean more nefarious HOMOSEXUAL interpretation?

2020-01-29 00:07:44 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  
2020-01-29 00:09:53 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Oh...well I usually default to harmless trolling. I have the utmost respect for mah kings. Just have to see past my autismic episodes

2020-01-29 00:11:12 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

@Deadbeat Radio has provided an interesting book regarding the federal reserve. Good read for a book on banking

2020-01-29 00:15:19 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Yeah, @Deadbeat Radio , tha fuck?

2020-01-29 00:16:10 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

If you dont call me the N word, I'm not going to feel loved

2020-01-29 00:17:05 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Aaaaawwwwwwwtism πŸ₯°

2020-01-29 00:24:29 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #meme-warfare]  

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A good German shepherd doggo

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2020-01-29 00:36:53 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Imma assume y'all are all ded from the corona virus, and I'm the last man standing... the world is a darker place without y'all..

2020-01-29 00:37:03 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Assuming y'all were white...

2020-01-29 00:40:06 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Oh cool @INNYGMATYK is still alive

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2020-01-29 00:43:05 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Though I am late to the party, IM THE FUCKING HERO OF KEVATCH. But I shall certainly share a beer with you and yours

2020-01-29 00:45:07 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Good, cause all I have is heroine and the urge to riggity riggity RAPE

2020-01-29 00:46:12 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

@Deadbeat Radio has a purdy mouf..

2020-01-29 00:46:38 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Idk man, I'm bored and shitposting at this point lol

2020-01-29 00:48:01 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Idk why they are attacking gun owners..we're too busy shitposting anyways

2020-01-29 00:49:53 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Ebonies?

2020-01-29 00:50:44 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Mahogany?

2020-01-29 00:55:30 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Like....the obsidian skinned ones?

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2020-01-29 00:58:17 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Dark, cursed holes needing a good purging

2020-01-29 00:59:37 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

@thedarkness05 thine coom is the only thing that stands between us and the abyss

2020-01-29 01:05:20 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

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2020-01-29 01:08:00 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Thanks king. But that doesn't make putting someone else's chewing gum in my mouf that was placed in my bag of hot cheetos any better. But it helps.

*dies instantly from corona

This is a threat

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2020-01-29 20:10:04 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #neked-ladies]  

I dont know who's the bigger degenerate..

2020-01-29 20:10:42 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #neked-ladies]  

The girl who's able to let someone stick their head inside her vagina

2020-01-29 20:11:03 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #neked-ladies]  

And still has the gall to fondle her clit

2020-01-29 20:11:25 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #neked-ladies]  

Or the dude who's sticking his head inside said vagina

2020-01-29 20:11:52 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #neked-ladies]  

And still has the audacity to say "this pussy's so good"

2020-01-29 20:12:42 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #neked-ladies]  

I hope they both died from mesothelioma shortly after

Gentlemen, just got done swimming a mile for the 3rd time in the last 6 days. Feeling good.

@mcguyver123 are you implying that you skipped leg day, king? Imma be big upset

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Lol @mcguyver123 did you see @Trash Squid 's program he posted above? Pretty solid. I got you on an exclusively hypertrophy based program. But squid's program works on endurance, hypertrophy, and neurological (strength) training with a very good progression scheme.

And it's simple

2020-01-29 22:34:33 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

We made @Deadbeat Radio throw out a "fucking lol". You know you did something right when that happens

@NovaSoldier it's brutal. Online google searches compare a mile swimming to the cardiovascular equivalent of running 3 miles. Though, swimming wont translate to running longer, as different muscles are at play. But it would increase the amount of red blood cells you create, so your oxygen carrying capacity would increase, which would carry over. Food for thought

2020-01-30 14:54:19 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

@Bodark Actual has the wuhan flu. Quarantine him to the <#619706513178624013> channel

2020-01-30 20:10:10 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #anime-tiddies]  

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@mcguyver123 is zen af. I've trolled him in real life for half a year to no avail. Really admire that about him. I mean, I know deep down I'm wearing down his armor. Death by a thousand cuts and what not, but he has shown great resilience thus far.

Anyways, @mcguyver123 have you tried beating your wife mercilessly till you pass out, regardless of whether or not she's still conscious? Lol jk

Bro, she is an attention freak. Self victimization is her style of manipulation. "Woe is me"=pity for her. You have a caring soul, bro. You are a wingman at heart, as am I, as well as @Deadbeat Radio . We are attractive to these personality types because they can garner compassion from us easily. And you're getting burned out because it's not really a problem that needs to be solved, it's her style of manipulation to get that compassion, attention, and makes for a good excuse. How would she get those things if she "fixed" herself? This isn't something for you to fix, it's more a matter of her taking responsibility for her own desires and long term actions. Which how likely do you think that will happen after 8 long years of her playing this game successfully with you? Men manipulate in a straightforward manner, we say what we mean upfront. Women, however, play a more subtle game, a more persuasive game, because they are physically lessers. But they have tits, ass, pussy and know men love to play the white knight. She'll play off your compassion to continue her stagnation because she's not a fighter at heart. She's the chronic damsel in distress. She's learned to survive by always needing to be rescued, rather than learning to rescue herself.

She does those things to appease you when she senses she's pushed you to the edge. Hence the roller coaster. She's right back at the status quote after a short intermission.

Kids...oof.... different philosophies on a fundamental level would eat you alive because you'll want to pass on your wisdom to your children..

But her playing the victim will make you seem like the bad guy in the kids eyes

And unfortunately they will pick up on those traits from her as well, as children tend to cling to their mothers

Not if they are deep set for a long period of time. It would require something drastic. Like her environment requiring her to rely on herself, and no one else. Again, it's been her survival tactic

You survive from strength from within, and networking with people who share those qualities. She survives by piggy backing off those types of people by playing off their compassion.

She's never had to try another tactic

Riddle me this, has she ever lived alone for an extended period of time?

And before you she was with gaurdians?

Then she's been in a constant state of dependence her entire life. Independence is a skill she never has had to learn

And you've been the bread winner?

Exactly, she's never had to rely on herself to survive.

Have you tried calling her the N word?

I can only be serious for so long lol short bursts of mental clarity then back to insanity lol

And she doesn't learn to fulfill her own needs

There's a girl out there how will drain your dick with her throat 4x a week minimum and still do her on the regular

And I'm that girl bro..

Bahahaha fuck, I had to

She needs to struggle

Even if it ends y'alls relationship...

Dont be obliged to continue due to time invested.. I've done some of my best personal growth following break ups. If the time comes when you realize she's not going to change, dont be afraid to walk away..

A good compromise between the two extremes

Bodark going in on the psychological warfare. Big impressed

Anonymously send a letter containing the N word to her new address every once in a while to break her spirit. She needs obstacles to overcome.

And I will go over to her house and try to seduce her. If she falters on her faithfulness to you, I will deny her and hit her with the N word. No matter the course of action you take, one way or another, she's getting hit with the N word...it's the only way

This was great on so many levels

Neither is mine

But it doesn't have to be

She get fat?

Bro mine gained 30lbs too

They all get comfortable and quit trying smh

Same. I built my own home gym. Lift about 4x a week and swim regularly

My wife has been in a master's degree program and working full time, so I haven't really been too concerned with her weight gain. She is out of school February so I'm hoping she takes the initiative to get back to that tight bod she had before

Hockey=oof. I cant even imagine

Noooice.

Smash worthy?

Gobbles goober with much gusto?

Holy shit. It's always impressive when a girl can whack you better than....oooh, @Hellhound6 has a point

Lmao....sooo....does she give good blowjobs?

@Bodark Actual agreed, it's got everything.

Though thumb wrestling is a hard runner up

MMA 3rd, I'd say

When Socrates wasn't wreaking newbs in philosophical debates, he was sqauting 860 for 12 reps and punching toddlers in their stupid fucking mouths because Socrates didn't give no fucks..

@Sir Harndes order you a mail order bride from china. There's a bogo special going on right now

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I just used Socrates because people know the name lol

I'm more a fan of Aristotle and his virtue ethics

2020-01-31 18:20:37 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Blowing squid helps. That's how I got my promotion

2020-01-31 18:21:28 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Trench digger has a more sinister sexual meaning

2020-01-31 18:22:30 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Damn, you suck a mean dick @swiggity

2020-01-31 18:23:07 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Give him his own unique title

2020-01-31 18:23:34 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

"Blowjob Becky the bramble jammer"

2020-01-31 18:24:02 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Jams our enemies radio's, unjams our prostates

2020-01-31 18:24:38 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

I'm on my second 30 day ban by zucc, daddy...

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