Yeah I'm thinkin hallucinating and maybe taking 1 day of my PTO

*inconspicuous whistling*

I wanna make some Anti-Grateful Dead art

Do it

I keep seeing that their were a CIA op and I know it'll goof on a lot of wooks and woo-energy people

Boogaloo their shit

WAIT I GOT IT

^tacticalize the bear

I gotcha

also

why you guys need me in the boog lmfao

Also me

Holy chungus of protection

awh yee

What's everyone's favorite MRE?

Cheese Totalini

Or brisket

1970s spaghetti

Uh oh

Oh boi

You're about to get bad touched feg

Better strap up and stay indoors

Alexa intruder alert

Activate red LEDs and claymore roombas

@One Shot Paddy did they touch your no no square?

*REEEEEEES in bill of rights*

YEET THE MOAB

Better yet, carve the constitution onto every bullet in your armory

And every recreational pocket EDC McNuke

And every pineapple

They touched my freedom bearer

Molotov cocktails should use screw on topped glass bottles

For legal reasons this is a joke

any of yall niggas think shoot dodging is a good tactic during the boog?

Really anything you can carve the constitution on. The skulls of the blue fags