It really is that simple; you have a perfectly-functioning, purpose-evolved vagina for smashing; not an orifice that faecal-matter is evacuated from.

ight imma get my buddy derek and ill fuck him in the ass no homo

why is it that your ass can't get a yeast infection

abrahamic religions just dont like it because, just like pork in the old times, they didnt know how to prep it correctly

I peepeed your mom's bumbum and she didnt complain <:coolgon:549370575701803019>

if it's so filthy

hUUUuhuuh

Plus if you fuck her in the ass out of wedlock she'll still be a virgin till you marry her <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
If keeping it christian is your thing of course

https://youtu.be/v7iQlMDnyT4

@nobuyuki Ass has a higher-resistance to infection due to the nature of its purpose, but is more prone to tearing and spreading HIV because it's not meant for fucking.

If I am serial for a second, I would prefer pussy sex to anal 99% of the time.
Because a prospect of poop-on-the-dick makes me uneasy

I am sad when I tear ass

The ass is not meant for smashing, so do not smash.

one of the few reasons to genuinely apologize to someone

apologize for ripping butthole like a savage not for pounding

If putting your peepee in her ass is bad then putting your peepee in her vag is bad too cause women pee blood and guts out of ther vagina

@nobuyuki regrets from the past?

yeah, my ex

if butt sex is so bad then why does it take **the knot** so easily?

checkmate gaytheists

Your ex tore your a-hole?

other way around

Very chad

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thenk

Vagines take the knot better as they're meant for stretching and accommodating cocks.

Reptiles do breed through their butthole

Also birbs

fuck i forgot that stupid magical cat things name from meguka

@Zephyr Blackfish so is your ass if you have great sphincter muscle control

They only ever know cloaka-anal

The degen animals

@Zephyr Blackfish from wholesome to zoophilia. whew

But humans lack a cloaca @Uksio We be mammals, not reptiles or birds.
@SideTracker but anal is degenerate and prone to tearing.

In some cases humans are born with a cloaka