Message from @calman21

Discord ID: 650874796334252042


2019-12-02 01:40:57 UTC  

ah it was streamed on Dlive

2019-12-02 01:41:04 UTC  

and they'll stick around with you for a while

2019-12-02 01:41:13 UTC  

why the fuuuck do i do this to myself

2019-12-02 01:41:32 UTC  

GO TO SLEEP go to sleeep go to sleeep little angel

2019-12-02 01:41:39 UTC  

thanks

2019-12-02 01:41:40 UTC  

close your eyes

2019-12-02 01:41:41 UTC  

there are taxis in scandanavia?

2019-12-02 01:41:44 UTC  

also please come kill me in my sleep

2019-12-02 01:41:50 UTC  

@calman21 yes, but uber is illegal

2019-12-02 01:42:11 UTC  

I thought y'all just have tauntaun

2019-12-02 01:42:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/650874336827146250/73099639_1344627199030091_4955551708714369024_n.jpg

2019-12-02 01:42:17 UTC  

lol

2019-12-02 01:42:17 UTC  

Uber gets the <:banhammer:509427162009567245>

2019-12-02 01:42:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/650874427080310814/77221809_434581167452672_740075959486513152_n.jpg

2019-12-02 01:42:59 UTC  

All the uber drivers I've ever had have been shades of brown to midnight black

2019-12-02 01:43:12 UTC  

purple black, blue black, brown black, black black

2019-12-02 01:43:12 UTC  

no uber where i live

2019-12-02 01:43:36 UTC  

My lift driver was a fat middle aged woman, we talked about the renaissance faire

2019-12-02 01:43:42 UTC  

that sounds delightful

2019-12-02 01:43:49 UTC  

unironically delightful

2019-12-02 01:44:04 UTC  

yeah, it was chill

2019-12-02 01:44:09 UTC  

@calman21 did you fuck her?

2019-12-02 01:44:27 UTC  

are you one of those ppl who go to those renaissance faire. Do you dress up as a jester and go OH HELLO MY FAIR LADY let me DO A JEST for thee

2019-12-02 01:44:40 UTC  

Alright boiis, Imma go home and lay down, who wants to join me?

2019-12-02 01:44:42 UTC  

ew

2019-12-02 01:44:43 UTC  

mr

2019-12-02 01:44:45 UTC  

me

2019-12-02 01:44:51 UTC  
2019-12-02 01:44:54 UTC  

ME

2019-12-02 01:44:56 UTC  

threesome

2019-12-02 01:44:58 UTC  

I wanna be the meat

2019-12-02 01:45:02 UTC  

of this sandwhich

2019-12-02 01:45:03 UTC  

<:UwUzalu:583698818642608138>

2019-12-02 01:45:39 UTC  

@MeMSix There's not enough alcohol in the world friend

2019-12-02 01:45:40 UTC  

<:Sleeb2:640380986718158868> <:Sleeb2:640380986718158868>

2019-12-02 01:46:00 UTC  

So Imma be honest I get off work at 10 and have to be back in 7 hours, so we can't fool around, but I also like sleeping by the wall so Imma wake you up when I leave.

2019-12-02 01:46:06 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-12-02 01:46:21 UTC  

oh we'll fool around whether you like it or not

2019-12-02 01:46:22 UTC  

<:Bashar:648281932563480596>

2019-12-02 01:46:45 UTC  

It's like he id Dotty, just less cute...

2019-12-02 01:46:53 UTC  

BECAUSE DOTTY IS A TWINK