@Laucivol that is true. It's not stupid if it works

Shit

when I visit America next year banging a native is on my bucketlist tbh

French tanks have more reverse gears than forward ones

@A Big Gay Baby a proper viking longship has a double row of rowers

they are big and strong

When you say "native" what'dya mean?

yet light enough to carry

yeah so do war canoes

they are protected from missiles by shields on the side

an injun

and are heavy enough to cross oceans

mmmmmmm

they also have a mast and sail

someone go back in time and tell them to try it ( canoe across alantic)

Ahh, I see.. good luck with the gonaherphasyphilaids.

if you want to fuck an injun just settle for a mexican

theyre the product of breeding with injuns anyway

Good luck? Am I giving it to them <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

I already got a mexican, a belizian, and a guatamalan

Now I need to go northwards 🤔

It's basically a scaled down longship

Well, maybe you are. XD You'd know better than I.

too narrow

scaled down

see how wide this is

yeah

i said basically, not a miniature replica

also the sloped ends help cut through waves

likewise those dudes dont have any room for missile protection

and its long and ungainly

so theyd have trouble steering

i know longships arent proper warships but still

i feel like you think im arguing that war canoes are superior or even equal to long ships, when what im saying is they are in principal not much different.

one might say a longship is a scaled up, wider war canoe with a mast and sail

are they?

tell me what is the primary purpose of a war canoe

taking men to war

cuz viking long ships primary purpose is long distance sea travel

combining ocean mobility with river mobility