Message from @Sarahdale

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2019-12-02 08:19:23 UTC  

they had two edged sailboats

2019-12-02 08:19:24 UTC  

It was the evil white people enslaving them

2019-12-02 08:19:30 UTC  

A giant shark carried them as they say happened <:shrug:349342983763656705>

2019-12-02 08:19:31 UTC  

with platforms and ample food supplies

2019-12-02 08:19:53 UTC  

but anyways yeah

2019-12-02 08:19:59 UTC  

canoes are a lot safer than kayaks

2019-12-02 08:20:17 UTC  

i don't know man I know i didn't imagine the term war-canoe

2019-12-02 08:20:46 UTC  

War-clowncar

2019-12-02 08:20:57 UTC  

Actually shit that’d be terrifying

2019-12-02 08:21:00 UTC  

well i mean

2019-12-02 08:21:01 UTC  

how else do you think injuns crossed the water

2019-12-02 08:21:05 UTC  

War-canoe sounds like something musashi would come up with to fuck up with his opponents

2019-12-02 08:21:10 UTC  

canoes are way worse than rowboats tho

2019-12-02 08:21:14 UTC  

especially for war

2019-12-02 08:21:20 UTC  

Imagine seeing a tiny car drive up and just 50 fully armed soldiers climb out

2019-12-02 08:21:23 UTC  

Hell, if it works, though.

2019-12-02 08:21:24 UTC  

they cant hold enough weight

2019-12-02 08:21:36 UTC  

There really isn't much difference between viking long ships and war canoes aside from the sails

2019-12-02 08:21:41 UTC  

Because it's so damned unexpected.

2019-12-02 08:21:49 UTC  

@Nat in wwi the french held off the german invasion by transporting shit tons of men to the front by cramming them in taxis

2019-12-02 08:21:57 UTC  

@Laucivol that is true. It's not stupid if it works

2019-12-02 08:22:02 UTC  

Shit

2019-12-02 08:22:08 UTC  

when I visit America next year banging a native is on my bucketlist tbh

2019-12-02 08:22:22 UTC  

French tanks have more reverse gears than forward ones

2019-12-02 08:22:27 UTC  

@A Big Gay Baby a proper viking longship has a double row of rowers

2019-12-02 08:22:31 UTC  

they are big and strong

2019-12-02 08:22:35 UTC  

When you say "native" what'dya mean?

2019-12-02 08:22:35 UTC  

yet light enough to carry

2019-12-02 08:22:37 UTC  

yeah so do war canoes

2019-12-02 08:22:42 UTC  

they are protected from missiles by shields on the side

2019-12-02 08:22:44 UTC  

an injun

2019-12-02 08:22:48 UTC  

and are heavy enough to cross oceans

2019-12-02 08:22:56 UTC  

mmmmmmm

2019-12-02 08:22:57 UTC  

they also have a mast and sail

2019-12-02 08:22:59 UTC  

someone go back in time and tell them to try it ( canoe across alantic)

2019-12-02 08:23:06 UTC  

Ahh, I see.. good luck with the gonaherphasyphilaids.

2019-12-02 08:23:33 UTC  

if you want to fuck an injun just settle for a mexican

2019-12-02 08:23:38 UTC  

theyre the product of breeding with injuns anyway

2019-12-02 08:23:40 UTC  

Good luck? Am I giving it to them <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-12-02 08:23:53 UTC  

I already got a mexican, a belizian, and a guatamalan

2019-12-02 08:24:13 UTC  

Now I need to go northwards 🤔