@Uksio bold of you to assume that's a problem

On a parting thought, traps are gay.

Very

I'll buy you a boyfriend if you buy me an army with which I can stage a coup and overthrow the government : D

Not gay until you know 100% that the dick is in the mix

@Ares Deal

Can it be an army of space marine figures?

Well, the trap isn't known until it's known.

@lunemarie you have competition

You may be attracted to tomboyish girls, and that's not gay at all

I'll just go back home, tell em it's a Jihad or something

I have competition

But when the trap is sprung, it's the big ghey.

@Ares see you never specified what kind if army it had to be

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

An army that can overthrow a government

I specified

Any army can do that

So you basically need me and a lot of caffeine? @Ares

It may or may not be a photo I have taken at a medieval fare in Germany

Sure, if it gets the job done

No one knows

And then I buy you a boyfriend

Well, I do have two more Monsters so..

And I already drank a third of one...

@Uksio You did not, it's a pair of traps.

And another half of another.

An army of bubonic plague ridden black children, itll overthrow a democrat run government for sure <:smugon:512048583806025739>

*And* I'm in Commiefornia near LA...

Bruh the democrats are not in power

Ohh cool I've got a friend in Cali

So, I probably have the bubonic plague available.

@Vander Loonéy They still look better than these

They do

True

Well make your bids. Best government overthrown gets a boyfriend

@Uksio but they dont look better then her UwU

Damnit, moving naow. Even if I don't wanna hit the road.